We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door in a revolving door." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." Let's pick something that fits typical humor: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but only if the universe respects his authority." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that writes a bestselling novel in a single swipe." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube faster than a computer can calculate the answer." That might be known? Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet in the solar system." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet in the solar system, and the planet is named 'Norrisia'." That is unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten im Sonnensystem erschaffen, den er ‚Norrisia‘ nennt." But we need to keep it funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten im Sonnensystem erschaffen und ihn ‚Norrisia‘ nennen." Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For our joke, the specific scene could be "erzeugt einen neuen Planeten, der 'Norrisia' heißt, der über seinem Kopf schwebt". So we can write: "erzeugt einen schimmernden neuen Planeten namens 'Norrisia' mit einem leuchtenden Ring, der über seinem Kopf schwebt". Must keep within English. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Creating a shimmering new planet named 'Norrisia' that hovers above his head, glowing with neon rings. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Planeten – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Planeten – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, neuen(5)=27, space=28, Planeten(8)=36, space=37, – (dash) maybe 1=38, space=39, Witz(4)=43. So 43 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten erschafft – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten erschafft – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 124 chars, okay. Now headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft mit einem Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten". Count: "Chuck Norris erschafft mit einem Rundtritt einen neuen Planeten" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, mit(3)=25, space=26, einem(5)=31, space=32, Rundtritt(9)=41, space=42, einen(4)=46, space=47, neuen(5)=52, space=53, Planeten(8)=61. So 61 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Rundtritt macht, entsteht ein neuer Planet!" Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Rundtritt macht, entsteht ein neuer Planet!" length? Let's count: Wenn(4)=4, space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, einen(5)=23, space=24, Rundtritt(9)=33, space=34, macht,(6)=40, space=41, entsteht(8)=49, space=50, ein(3)=53, space=54, neuer(5)=59, space=60, Planet!(7)=67. So 67 chars, okay. Now ensure no repeats. This joke is unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. Make sure no extra text.