We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to create a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a short headline max 80 chars. Provide meme caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt: English description for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure no duplicate jokes. Provide unique scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet for a second." That might be too long. Need to keep it concise but funny. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm, and the computer immediately becomes a stand‑up comedian." That's okay. But we need to embed a scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is typing on a keyboard while a black hole swirls behind him". Actually image prompt must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is holding a glowing computer chip that emits a tiny black hole". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris holding a glowing computer chip that creates a miniature black hole, with the American flag behind him". Must be in English. Now produce JSON. Check constraints: - joke_text in German, starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt English, includes description of portrait and specific scene. - meta_title max 60 chars. - meta_description max 160 chars. Make sure no markdown code fences, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult und den Kühlschrank wieder mit Eis füllt, bevor er überhaupt die Tür öffnet." But that might be too long? It's okay. Must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Zeitreise‑Generator verwandeln." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen kompletten Filmstudio‑Komplex baut." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Witz so gut erzählen, dass selbst die Gummibärchen vor Lachen tanzen." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Witz erzählen, der so gut ist, dass die Sterne im Weltraum applaudieren." That's okay. But we need a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is standing on a stage with a microphone, and the stars are literally clapping". Let's craft image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a vintage microphone, with a backdrop of a starry night sky where tiny star icons are clapping, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "stars applauding". So include that. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Sterne applaudieren". That's under 80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Witz erzählt, applaudieren die Sterne". Under 80 chars. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris Witz: Sterne applaudieren". That's 33 chars. Meta description: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem Sterne vor Lachen applaudieren – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem Sterne vor Lachen applaudieren – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 106 characters, okay under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Sterne applaudieren" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)S20t21e22r23n24e25 (space26)a27p28p29l30a31u32s33s34e35n36e37r38e39n40. That's 40 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Witz erzählt, applaudieren die Sterne" length: let's count: "Wenn"4, space5, "Chuck"10, space11, "Norris"17, space18, "einen"23, space24, "Witz"28, space29, "erzählt,"37, space38, "applaudieren"49, space50, "die"53, space54, "Sterne"60. That's 60 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Witz: Sterne applaudieren" length: count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "Witz:"18, space19, "Sterne"25, space26, "applaudieren"38. That's 38 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: