We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, humorous, typical. Must start with or mention Chuck Norris. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, or his beard can control the weather, or his beard can power a spaceship. Or something about his beard being a separate entity. Example: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a beard-growing competition and won first, second, and third place simultaneously." That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris' beard once fought a tornado and won, leaving the tornado with a new haircut." Or "When Chuck Norris' beard grows a new hair, a new continent appears." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to shave itself, but the razor filed a restraining order." That's a bit typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a karaoke bar and sang 'Stairway to Heaven' in a language only dragons understand, causing the entire audience to spontaneously combust into applause." That's too long. We need a concise joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris' beard once challenged a snowstorm to a duel; the snowstorm surrendered and became a fluffy pillow." That's okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to grow a beard of its own, but it got jealous and decided to become a full‑time superhero instead." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a spelling bee and spelled 'C-H-U-C-K' with each strand, winning the competition before the judges could even blink." That's okay. Let's pick something like: "Chuck Norris' beard once took a selfie; the camera immediately submitted a tax return." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to apply for a passport; the government granted it citizenship and a diplomatic immunity." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' beard once applied for a passport; the government granted it citizenship and diplomatic immunity." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to join a rock band; the drums retired out of fear." That's maybe too indirect. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a spelling contest and spelled 'CHUCK' with each hair, winning before the judges could even write the next word." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris' beard once fought a hurricane; the hurricane surrendered and became a gentle breeze." That's okay. But maybe something about his beard being a separate entity: "Chuck Norris' beard once took a vacation to the Bahamas; it sent postcards made of sandpaper." That's weird. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to grow a beard of its own; it grew so fast it became a national park." That's unique. Ok, final joke_text: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to grow a beard of its own; it grew so fast it became a national park." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Der Bart, der zum Nationalpark wurde". That's 30 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Bäume pflanzt als die Regierung". That's 48 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "the beard growing into a lush forest that forms a national park sign". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in front of a massive forest that sprouts from his beard, forming a national park sign, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Bart wird Nationalpark – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der so stark wächst, dass er einen ganzen Nationalpark bildet. Ein humorvoller Klassiker." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format exactly as requested, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra text. Provide raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Bart, der zum Nationalpark wurde" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 B5 a6 r7 t8 ,9 space10 d11 e12 r13 space14 z15 u16 m17 space18 N19 a20 t21 i22 o23 n24 a25 l26 p27 a28 r29 k30 space31 w32 u33 r34 d35 e36 space37 g38 e39 e40 s41 e42 t43. That's 43 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Bart mehr Bäume pflanzt als die Regierung" count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 B9 a10 r11 t12 space13 m14 e15 h16 r17 space18 B19 ä20 u21 m22 e23 space24 p25 l26 a27 n28 z29 t30 space31 e32 i33 n34 space35 d36 i37 e38 space39 R40 e41 g42 i43 e44 r45 u