We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" maybe. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark komprimieren, dass daraus ein neuer Mond entsteht, den er dann als Tasse benutzen kann." But need to be unique. We also need headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Make sure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra text, no markdown code fences. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er einfach nur blinzelt." But need to be unique and typical. Maybe something about rounding errors, or about his beard. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus eine neue Energiequelle für die ganze Stadt macht." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Raum so schnell füllen, dass selbst das Vakuum einen Pulsschlag bekommt." But must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so effizient kühlen, dass er Eiswürfel aus reiner Zeit erschafft, die er dann als Snack isst." Ok. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller so schnell füllen, dass das Essen bereits vor dem Servieren fertig ist." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Teller so schnell füllen, dass das Essen bereits vor dem Servieren fertig ist." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Teller-Challenge" (max 80 chars). Let's keep under 80. Headline: "Der Teller-Challenge: Chuck Norris füllt vor dem Servieren" Count characters: Let's count: "Der Teller-Challenge: Chuck Norris füllt vor dem Servieren" length? Let's count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 T5 e6 l7 l8 e9 r10 -11 C12 h13 a14 l15 l16 e17 n18 g19 e20 :21 space22 C23 h24 u25 c26 k27 space28 N29 o30 r31 r32 i33 s34 space35 f36 ü37 l38 l39 space40 v41 o42 r43 space44 d45 e46 m47 space48 b49 e50 m51 space52 S53 e54 r55 v56 i57 e58 r59 e60 n61. That's 61 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Teller füllt, ist das Essen schon fertig!" Count characters: Let's count: W1 i2 e3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 d19 e20 n21 space22 T23 e24 l25 l26 e27 r28 space29 f30 ü31 l32 l33 space34 d35 i36 e37 space38 T39 e40 s41 E42 s43 s44 e45 n46 space47 s48 c49 h50 o51 n52 space53 b54 e55 r56 e57 i58 t59 space60 f61 e62 i63 !64 That's 64 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description of hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. The scene: "filling an empty plate before serving". So we can describe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a kitchen holding an empty plate that instantly fills with gourmet dishes before anyone can serve it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "holding an empty plate that instantly fills with gourmet dishes before anyone can serve it." So final image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding an empty plate that instantly fills with gourmet dishes before anyone can serve it. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris füllt Teller – unglaublich schnell!" Count characters: Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 f14 ü15 l16 l17 space18 T19 e20 l21 l22 e23 r24 space25 –26 space27 u28 n29 g30 l31 a32 u33 b34 l35 i36 c37 h38 space39 s40 c41 h42 n43 e44 l44? Wait need recount. Let's simpler: "Chuck Norris füllt Teller – unglaublich schnell!" Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 f14 ü15 l16 l17 space1