We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language but likely German as whole output is German. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a fresh scenario: maybe Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse win a race by staring at it, or he can make the sun rise just to have a reason to flex. Let's create something original: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget the concept of 'error' by simply looking at it." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the internet." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by thinking about it." Or "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push-up contest, and the mountain now bows." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by simply breathing." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Supercomputer verwandeln." But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, und der Kaugummi hat jetzt die Weltbevölkerung beeinflusst." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Server Angst haben, von ihm getroffen zu werden." But that's similar to existing jokes about roundhouse kicks. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht – und der Schmelzwasser wird zu Bier." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, indem er nur im Kreis joggte, und die Strecke wurde daraufhin als Weltkulturerbe erklärt." But need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by blinking. That's unique. Joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Kalender-Tag tilgen – und die Zeit fängt an, rückwärts zu laufen." But need to be funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Witz zu erzählen, und die Welt hat vor Lachen einen Erdbeben ausgelöst – aber nur, weil er es gewollt hat." But need to be unique. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball im Weltraum zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach anschaut – und der Schmelzwasser wird zu Kaffee." But maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer so programmieren, dass er sich selbst als Chuck Norris ausgibt, ohne dass jemand es merkt." But that's similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Schlag besiegen – und er wird dabei zum neuen Sonnenaufgang." Hmm. We need a unique scenario that hasn't been used often. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse win a race by simply breathing on it." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stuhl zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn nur anschaut – und der Stuhl wird zum Thronsitz des Universums." But need to be more concrete. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Schauer bekommt." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Schauer bekommt – und das Wetter wird zum Eisbad." Ok. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst die Sonne einen Schauer bekommt – und das Wetter wird zum Eisbad." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Kühlschrank-Kälteschauer der Legende". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst die Sonne friert – Chuck Norris lässt nicht locker". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands in front of a massive refrigerator, his hand hovering over it, causing frost to spread and the sun behind him shivering." Must be English. Need to keep within constraints: no text, no captions. Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He stands in front of an enormous, glowing refrigerator, his hand outstretched, causing frost to spread and the sun behind him shivering, frost crystals forming, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Kälteschauer – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst die Sonne friert – ein klassischer, humorvoller Klassiker für Fans." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: - joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. It does start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. - headline max 80 chars: "Kühlschrank-Kältesch