We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a JSON object only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields are correctly quoted. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar, he just knows exactly how many days are left until his next roundhouse kick." That's maybe not unique but okay. Need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so he never experiences daylight saving." That's maybe okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger with a single glance, but he refuses because he prefers to keep the mystery alive." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestseller, and the cube thanks him afterward." That's maybe okay. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily switch directions so that his enemies fall upward into his fist." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will politely apologize." That's common but maybe okay. But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in the time it takes most people to blink, and the book becomes a bestseller before the blink is over." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes continents, just to prove his grip is stronger than tectonic plates." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes continents, just to prove his grip is stronger than tectonic plates." That starts with Chuck Norris. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Handschlag von Chuck Norris". That's 31 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn ein Handschlag die Erde bewegt". That's 30 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful handshake that creates a massive earthquake, continents shifting, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? The example shows: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to embed that placeholder in the prompt. So we need to write: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to include that placeholder exactly as is. So the image_prompt should contain that placeholder. Thus: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to describe the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a handshake that triggers a massive earthquake". So we can replace placeholder with that description? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" is a placeholder to be replaced with the specific scene from the joke. So we should put the scene description there, not the placeholder text. Actually they wrote: "... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So we should write something like: "Chuck Norris delivering a handshake that triggers a massive earthquake, continents shifting". So the prompt becomes: "... Chuck Norris delivering a handshake that triggers a massive earthquake, continents shifting. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a handshake that triggers a massive earthquake, continents shifting. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Handschlag löst Erdbeben – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Handschlag löst Erdbeben – Witz" length: Chuck(5) + space =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Handschlag(9)=22, space=23, löst(4)=27, space=28, Erdbeben(8)=36, space=37, – (dash) maybe 1 char =38, space=39, Witz(4)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Handschlag, der ein Erdbeben auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Handschlag, der ein Erdbeben auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check constraints: Must be German language. All fields are German except image_prompt is English. That's okay. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in joke_text. It does. Must be unique. Should