We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's somewhat known. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle before the numbers are even written." That's unique-ish. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er im Weltraum schweben kann, ohne dass die Schwerkraft ihn bemerkt." That's a bit weird. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic abilities, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so lange kauen, dass er daraus einen eigenen Planeten formt, und dann die Umlaufbahn des Planeten nach seinem eigenen Rhythmus justiert." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er einen eigenen Kontinent aus dem Nichts formt und ihn dann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in die Umlaufbahn schickt." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er daraus einen eigenen Mond macht, und dann den Mond mit einem einzigen Rundtritt um die Erde schieben." But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er daraus einen eigenen Mond formt und ihn dann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in den Weltraum schießt." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris formt Mond aus Kaugummi". That's under 80. meme_caption: max 80 characters, image caption. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein neuer Mond". That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that transforms into a glowing moon, which he launches into space with a roundhouse kick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, starry background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we can adapt: include the specific scene: "Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that transforms into a glowing moon, which he launches into space with a roundhouse kick." So we embed that. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that transforms into a glowing moon, which he launches into space with a roundhouse kick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, starry background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Mond werden". That's 38 characters. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris formt Kaugummi zu einem eigenen Mond und schießt ihn ins All – ein klassischer, humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris formt Kaugummi zu einem eigenen Mond und schießt ihn ins All – ein klassischer, humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris kann..." Actually we wrote "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er daraus einen eigenen Mond formt und ihn dann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in den Weltraum schießt." That starts with "Chuck Norris kann". Good. But we need to ensure the joke_text is the full joke text. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er daraus einen eigenen Mond formt und ihn dann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in den Weltraum schießt." That's fine. Now headline: "Chuck Norris formt Mond aus Kaugummi". That's under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein neuer Mond". Under 80. image_prompt: as above. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Mond werden". That's 38 characters. meta_description: "Chuck Norris formt Kaugummi zu einem eigenen Mond und schießt ihn ins All – ein klassischer, humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz." That's under 160. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er daraus einen eigenen Mond formt und ihn dann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in den Weltraum schießt.", "headline": "Chuck Norris formt Mond aus Kaugummi", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein neuer Mond", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bubble gum that transforms into a glowing moon, which he launches into space with a roundhouse kick. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting,