We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a classic Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." Something like that. We need to include "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" at beginning. Structure: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a full sentence or short story. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. meta_title: SEO title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO description max 160 chars. Make sure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen Tornado erzeugen, der gleichzeitig das Wetter auf Mars umkehrt und die Uhrzeit auf 13:13 stellt – und danach noch einen Kaffee kochen, ohne einen Tropfen zu verschütten." Check length? Not too long but okay. headline: maybe "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaffee". That's 23 chars, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, bleibt die Tasse leer – weil er den Kaffee schon getrunken hat." That's maybe 80 chars? Let's count roughly: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, bleibt die Tasse leer – weil er den Kaffee schon getrunken hat." That's about 86? Let's count: characters: "Wenn"4+space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "den"3=21, space=22, "Kaffee"6=28, space=29, "macht,"6=35, space=36, "bleibt"6=42, space=43, "die"3=46, space=47, "Tasse"5=52, space=53, "leer"4=57, space=58, "–"1=59, space=60, "weil"4=64, space=65, "er"2=67, space=68, "den"3=71, space=72, "Kaffee"6=78, space=79, "schon"5=84, space=85, "getrunken"8=93, space=94, "hat."4=98. So 98 chars, too long. Need max 80. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris macht Kaffee – die Tasse bleibt leer, weil er ihn schon getrunken hat." Count: "Chuck Norris macht Kaffee – die Tasse bleibt leer, weil er ihn schon getrunken hat." Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "macht"5=18, space=19, "Kaffee"6=25, space=26, "–"1=27, space=28, "die"3=31, space=32, "Tasse"5=37, space=38, "bleibt"6=44, space=45, "leer,"5=50, space=51, "weil"4=55, space=56, "er"2=58, space=59, "ihn"3=62, space=63, "schon"5=68, space=69, "getrunken"8=77, space=78, "hat."4=82. Slightly over 80. Need <=80. Let's shorten more: "Chuck Norris macht Kaffee – Tasse bleibt leer, weil er ihn schon getrunken hat." Count: "Chuck"5+space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "macht"5=18, space=19, "Kaffee"6=25, space=26, "–"1=27, space=28, "Tasse"5=33, space=34, "bleibt"6=40, space=41, "leer,"5=46, space=47, "weil"4=51, space=52, "er"2=54, space=53, "schon"5=58, space=59, "getrunken"8=67, space=68, "hat."4=72. So 72 chars, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait etc, include specific scene from joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling tornado over a Martian landscape, coffee cup floating mid-air, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to ensure it's English, includes scene. Also must be within typical prompt length, but no explicit length constraint. Provide as a single string. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kaffee – Ein genialer Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kaffee – Ein genialer Witz". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "Roundhouse"10=23, space=24, "Kaffee"6=30, space=31, "–"1=32, space=33, "Ein"3=36, space=37, "genialer"8=45, space=46, "Witz"4=50. So 50 chars, okay. meta_description: