We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Ensure fields within max lengths. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe we can make a new twist: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors against himself." Need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? Not sure. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a castle." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt in a desert without getting wet." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a mirror." That's classic. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a round square without breaking any laws of geometry." That's a known style. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a round square without breaking any laws of geometry." That's a classic but maybe known. But we need unique. Let's make something else: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against a computer that only knows the opening move." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon using only a stare." That's new. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a paper airplane fly forever without ever landing." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice." That's known but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's new. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now we need headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Blick aufladen". That's 44 characters maybe. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Akku leer ist, aber Chuck Norris noch nicht". That's 55 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene from joke. So we need to describe "a dead battery being stared at by Chuck Norris" maybe. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stares intensely at a dead AA battery, which begins to glow". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris intensely staring at a dead AA battery that starts glowing, with the battery levitating". Must include that. Image prompt must be English, describing the scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Blick aufladen". That's 44 characters. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Blick tote Batterien wieder zum Leben erweckt – pure Superhelden‑Komik!" That's maybe 147 characters. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Blick aufladen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1 =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Batterien(9)=28, space=29, durch(5)=34, space=35, Blick(5)=40, space=41, aufladen(8)=49. So 49 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Akku leer ist, aber Chuck Norris noch nicht" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, der(3)=8, space=9, Akku(4)=13, space=14, leer(4)=18, space=19, ist,(4)=23, space=24, aber(4)=28, space=29, Chuck(5)=34, space=35, Norris(6)=41, space=42, noch(4)=46, space=47, nicht(5)=52. So 52 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien durch Blick aufladen" length 49, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Blick tote Batterien wieder zum Leben erweckt – pure Superhelden‑Komik!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate: Entdecke(8) space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, legendären(10)=23, space=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=30, Norris(6)=36, space=37, Witz,(5)=42, space=43, bei(3)=46, space=47, dem(3)=50, space=51, ein(3)=54, space=55, Blick(5)=60, space=61, tote(4)=65, space=66, Batterien(9)=75, space=76, wieder(6)=82, space=83, zum(3)=86, space=87, Leben(5)=92, space=93, erweckt(7)=100, space=101, –(1)=102, space=103, pure(4)=107, space=108, Superhelden‑Komik!(15?) Let's count "Superhelden‑Komik!" length: Superhelden (11) + ‑ (1) +