We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). All in JSON, no markdown. We need to ensure each field length constraints. Let's craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe too common. Need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's maybe too long. Must be concise but funny. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve any problem, except when the problem is 'How to stop Chuck Norris'." That's a bit meta. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can eat a bowl of cereal with a fork." That's known but maybe not too common. Let's create something original: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That's creative. But must be a joke text, not too long. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, so the moon now orbits his beard." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will thank him." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where all his jokes are automatically funny." But that's maybe too meta. Let's craft a clear joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare, because even snow fears him." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can program a calculator to output the answer 'Chuck Norris' for any equation." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a calculator output 'Chuck Norris' for any equation, because even numbers bow to him." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a calculator output 'Chuck Norris' for any equation, because even numbers bow to him." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris und der magische Taschenrechner". That's 30 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Taschenrechner mehr Respekt hat als du." That's 44 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "holding a glowing calculator that displays 'Chuck Norris'". So we need to embed that. The prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing calculator that displays 'Chuck Norris', photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include the specific scene from the joke. So we can say "holding a glowing calculator that displays 'Chuck Norris'". That's fine. Now meta_title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Taschenrechner Witz - Klassiker". That's 44 chars. Meta_description max 160 chars: Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Taschenrechner, der jede Gleichung in 'Chuck Norris' verwandelt. Lache jetzt!" That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown. Check lengths: - headline: "Chuck Norris und der magische Taschenrechner" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18e19r20 (space21)m22a23g24i25s26c27h28e29n30 (space31)T32a33s34c35h36e37n38r39e40i41c42h43e44n45 (space46)r47e48c49h50e51n52 (space53)T54a55s56c57h58e59n60e61r62. That's 62 characters, within 80. - meme_caption: "Wenn der Taschenrechner mehr Respekt hat als du." Count: W1e2i3n4 (space5)d6e7r8 (space9)T10a11s12c13h14e15n16r17e18c19h20e21l22l23e24r25 (space26)m27e28h29r30 (space31)R32e33s34p35e36k37t38 (space39)e40h41r42 (space43)a44l45s46 (space47)d48u49. That's 49 characters, okay. - image_prompt: Must be English, but can be long. Must not exceed any constraints? Not specified, only that it's English. Should be a single string. - meta_title: "Chuck