We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Also mention "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do a roundhouse kick, but the cat surrendered and started a yoga class." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by shaving his beard." Or "When Chuck Norris stares at a calendar, it gets scared and skips to the next month." We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that solves a Sudoku puzzle in a single strike." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, but the computer gave up and started counting backwards." That's okay. But we need to embed the scene for image_prompt. The scene should be specific from the joke. For example, the joke could involve Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. So image prompt: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, with the ground cracking and a new landmass rising, American flag background." Must include specifics: tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Also "No text, no captions." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a whole number." That's common. Not unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's also common. Let's think of something truly unique: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light into a disco ball with a single glance." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to do a roundhouse kick, but the pigeon started a skydiving school instead." That's weird but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break." That's a single sentence, starts with Chuck Norris. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Gravity Takes a Coffee Break When Chuck Norris Kicks". That's within 80 characters? Let's count: "Gravity Takes a Coffee Break When Chuck Norris Kicks" length: count characters: G(1)r2a3v4i5t6y7 (space8)T9a10k11e12s13 (space14)a15 (space16)C17o18f19f20e21e22 (space23)B24r25e26a27k28 (space29)W30h31e32n33 (space34)C35h36u37c38k39 (space40)N41o42r43r44i45s46 (space47)K48i49c50k51s52. That's 52 characters, okay. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "When Chuck Norris kicks, even gravity needs a coffee break." Count: "When Chuck Norris kicks, even gravity needs a coffee break." That's 57 characters maybe. Let's count: W1h2e3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)k19i20c21k22s23, (space24) (space?) Actually let's just keep under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to take a coffee break, with a coffee cup floating mid-air and gravity icon pausing. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include specific scene from the joke: "gravity taking a coffee break". So include coffee cup floating, gravity icon pausing. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kicks Rewrite Physics – Gravity Takes a Break". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kicks Rewrite Physics – Gravity Takes a Break". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)K14i15c16k17s18 (space19)R20e21w22r23i24t25e26 (space27)P28h29y30s31i32c33s34 (space35)–36 (space37)G38r39a40v41i42t43y44 (space45)T46a47k48e49s50 (space51)a52 (space53)B54r55e56a57k58. That's 58 characters