We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must be German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to create a joke text, headline, meme caption, image prompt (English), meta title, meta description. The joke text should be a classic Chuck Norris joke, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That might be too similar. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowstorm into a sauna with a single glance." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowstorm into a sauna with a single glance." That's okay. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Schnee-Sonnen-Witz". That's short. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bricht". That's okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris turning a snowstorm into a sauna with a single glance, steam rising, icy landscape melting into hot vapor, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must be within prompt. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Lacher". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der selbst Frost zum Dampfen bringt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 124 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Check lengths: Headline: "Der ultimative Schnee-Sonnen-Witz" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 S14 c15 h16 h17 e18 -? Actually hyphen counts. Let's count precisely: "Der ultimative Schnee-Sonnen-Witz". Characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 l11 e12 space13 S14 c15 h16 e17 e18 -? Actually there is hyphen between Schnee and Sonnen? It's "Schnee-Sonnen". So after "Schnee" (5 letters) then hyphen, then "Sonnen". Let's count: "Der" 3, space 1 =4, "ultimative" 10 =>14, space 1 =>15, "Schnee" 6 =>21, hyphen 1 =>22, "Sonnen" 6 =>28, hyphen 1 =>29, "Witz" 4 =>33. So total 33 characters, well under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Frost bricht". Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space1=11, "Norris"6=17, space1=18, "den"3=21, space1=22, "Frost"5=27, space1=28, "bricht"6=34. So 34 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee schmelzen – Lacher". Count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space1=13, "lässt"4=17, space1=18, "Schnee"6=24, space1=25, "schmelzen"7=32, space1=33, "–"1=34, space1=35, "Lacher"6=41. So 41 characters, okay (<60). Meta description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der selbst Frost zum Dampfen bringt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der selbst Frost zum Dampfen bringt – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count characters: We'll approximate: "Entdecke"8, space1=9, "den"3=12, space1=13, "legendären"10=23, space1=24, "Chuck"5=29, space1=30, "Norris"6=36, space1=37, "Witz,"5=42, space1=43, "der"3=46, space1=47, "selbst"6=53, space1=54, "Frost"5=59, space1=60, "zum"3=63, space1=64, "Dampfen"7=71, space1=72, "bringt"6=78, space1=79, "–"1=80, space1=81, "garantiert"10=91, space1=92, "zum"3=95, space1=96, "Lachen!"7=103. So 103 characters, okay. Now image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris turning a snowstorm into a sauna with a single glance, steam rising, icy landscape melting into hot vapor, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within quotes and no extra text. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as