We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris" and is a classic style: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But must be unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his toes." Need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by staring at it." That's similar to existing? Might be okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Sarkasmus verstehen lassen, nur indem er blinzelt." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann das Internet durch einen einzigen Blick komplett offline schalten." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Schokolade erschaffen, indem er einfach nur einen Finger zuckt." That's whimsical. But need to be unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer ohne Schmelzen bauen, indem er einfach nur pfeift." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn anzustupsen, indem er nur einen Blick wirft." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, indem er ihn einfach nur denkt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to known jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on a treadmill without moving." Not sure. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stuhl in ein Flugzeug verwandeln, indem er ihn nur anschaut." That's weird. Let's pick a clear unique scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Wüstensand erzeugen, indem er nur mit den Zehen tippt." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Keks in ein Flugzeug verwandeln, indem er ihn nur anschaut." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurückbringen, indem er ihn einfach nur bläst." That's weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Lego bauen, indem er nur mit den Augen malt." That's unique. Ok, let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Lego bauen, indem er nur mit den Augen malt." That's whimsical. Now we need to output JSON with fields. - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Lego bauen, indem er nur mit den Augen malt." - headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris baut Regenbogen aus Lego". That's under 80. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris mit den Augen malt". That's okay. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with the scene: "Chuck Norris builds a rainbow out of Lego with just his eyes". So maybe: "Chuck Norris builds a rainbow out of Lego with just his eyes". Insert that. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris builds a rainbow out of Lego with just his eyes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris baut Regenbogen aus Lego – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris baut Regenbogen aus Lego – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, baut(4)=17, space=18, Regenbogen(10)=28, space=29, aus(3)=32, space=33, Lego(4)=37, space=38, – (1?) maybe dash counts, space=39, Witz(4)=43. So under 60. Good. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Bauen eines Regenbogens aus Lego mit nur den Augen – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's approximate under 160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON format without markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure no extra text. Provide exactly JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Lego bauen, indem er nur mit den Augen malt." headline: "Chuck Norris baut Regenbogen aus Lego" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris mit den Augen malt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris builds a rainbow out of Lego with just his eyes. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris baut Regenbogen aus Lego – Witz" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Bauen eines Regenbogens aus Lego mit nur den Augen – humorvoll und einzigartig." Check lengths: meta_title length ~43, okay. meta_description length maybe ~130