We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must not include any extra text outside JSON. No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about time travel. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a vacuum cleaner." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself by staring at it." Need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a physical barrier." We need to embed the joke in joke_text field. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by kicking the Earth's axis." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for a single coffee break." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the future." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new planet named after his favorite coffee brand." That's unique. But we need to embed the joke text as a single string. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a brand‑new continent called 'Norgate' just by kicking the Earth's core, and the continent's only rule is that everyone must speak in rhyme." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it within typical joke length. Maybe shorter: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent called 'Norgate' where all inhabitants must speak only in rhyme." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that temporarily turns the moon into a giant disco ball, causing nightclubs worldwide to close early." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns the moon into a giant disco ball, causing nightclubs worldwide to close early." That's okay. But maybe we can be more classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. We need unique. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone named 'Norris Time', where every hour is exactly 60 seconds longer." That's unique. But we need to embed the joke text. Let's decide final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone called 'Norris Time', where every hour is exactly 60 seconds longer, forcing everyone to live in perpetual slow motion." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris erfand eine neue Zeitzone". That's short. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird die Zeit zum Spielball". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then include specific scene: maybe "kicking the Earth's core causing a glowing timezone ring to appear around the planet". Must be in English. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". So we need to embed the scene: "He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that creates a glowing, swirling timezone ring around the Earth, with neon hour markers floating in the sky." Must be included. Full image_prompt must be a single string. Must not include any extra text besides the prompt. Must be English. Must not include any markdown. Meta_title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris erfand neue Zeitzone". That's 27 chars. Meta_description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kreiert die Zeitzone 'Norris Time' – jede Stunde wird 60 Sekunden länger. Ein humorvoller Klassiker für Fans." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kreiert die Zeitzone 'Norris Time' – jede Stunde wird 60 Sekunden länger. Ein humorvoller Klassiker für Fans." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings. Make sure no extra whitespace? It's okay. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann eine Runde mit einem einzigen Haken drehen, die eine neue Zeitzone namens 'Norris Time' erschafft, in der jede Stunde genau 60 Sekunden länger ist und die Welt in langsamer Bewegung erlebt." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". In German, we can write "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Must be German text. The joke_text should be in German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." is okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating existing jokes. This is okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Let's do: "Chuck Norris erfand die Zeitzone 'Norris Time'". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erfand die Zeitzone 'Norris Time'" = 41 characters approx, okay. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Let's do: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt