We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative and surprising. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline max 80 characters, meme caption max 80 characters, image_prompt in English describing scene, include specifics. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure no markdown formatting, just plain JSON. Provide fields exactly as specified. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer gave up and started counting backwards." But must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a calculator to count to infinity, and it exploded into a new dimension." That's unique. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a calculator to count to infinity, and it exploded into a new dimension, leaving the universe with an extra dimension of awesomeness." That's okay. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem Taschenrechner das Zählen bis ins Unendliche beizubringen – und der Taschenrechner explodierte in eine neue Dimension, sodass das Universum nun über eine zusätzliche Dimension von Awesomeness verfügte." That's a bit long but okay. We need headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der Taschenrechner, der in eine neue Dimension explodierte". That's under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Taschenrechner zum Zählen bis Unendlich zwingt". That's okay. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a calculator that is exploding into a swirling portal of new dimensions, with a faint American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a calculator that explodes into a swirling portal of new dimensions, with a faint American flag background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include the scene description after the vest. So maybe: "Chuck Norris holding a calculator that explodes into a swirling portal of new dimensions". That is the specific scene. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=13, lässt(5)=>18, space=19, Taschenrechner(14)=>33, space=34, in(2)=>36, space=37, neue(4)=>41, space=42, Dimension(9)=>51, space=52, explodieren(10)=>62. That's 62 characters, exceeds 60. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" is 62. Maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" is too long. Let's try "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" is 62. Need <=60. Could use "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" is 62. Let's try "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" still 62. Maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" is same. Let's craft shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in neue Dimension explodieren" count again: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "lässt"4=17, space=18, "Taschenrechner"14=32, space=33, "in"2=35, space=36, "neue"4=40, space=41, "Dimension"9=50, space=51, "explodieren"10=61. Still 61. Need <=60. Remove "neue". "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in Dimension explodieren" count: "Chuck"5+space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "lässt"4=17, space=18, "Taschenrechner"14=32, space=33, "in"2=35, space=36, "Dimension"9=45, space=46, "explodieren"10=56. That's 56, okay. So meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Taschenrechner in Dimension explodieren". That's 56 characters. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Taschenrechner in eine neue Dimension explodiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Taschenrechner in eine neue Dimension explodiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count: "Ein"3, space1=4, "humorvoller