We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to craft a classic Chuck Norris joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, the Earth does the work." Let's think of a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator committed suicide." That's a known joke? Not exactly. Let's craft something original. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a thunderstorm with a single glance." Let's think of something that fits classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats, often with "can't" statements. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... . He doesn't need a ...". Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can win a game of chess against himself, and still checkmate himself in three moves." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates its own gravity, pulling the moon into a new orbit." That's pretty epic. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke_text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, der sofort von allen Tieren bewohnt wird." That might be okay. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. Let's design: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, der sofort von allen Tieren bewohnt wird." Headline: maybe "Neuer Kontinent durch Chuck Norris" (max 80 chars). That's 27 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kontinent kickt, wird das Wetter gleich zum Party-Playlist." Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kontinent kickt, wird das Wetter gleich zur Party-Playlist." That's about 71 characters maybe. Let's count: characters including spaces? Let's approximate: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kontinent kickt, wird das Wetter gleich zur Party-Playlist." That's 71? Let's count precisely: "Wenn" (4) + space (1) =5 "Chuck" (5) =>10 space=11 "Norris" (6)=>17 space=18 "einen" (5)=>23 space=24 "Kontinent" (9)=>33 space=34 "kickt," (6 inc comma) =>40 space=41 "wird" (4)=>45 space=46 "das" (3)=>49 space=50 "Wetter" (6)=>56 space=57 "gleich" (6)=>63 space=64 "zur" (3)=>67 space=68 "Party-Playlist." (15 inc period) =>83. That's over 80. Need <=80. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris kickt Kontinent – Wetter wird Party-Playlist." That's shorter. Let's count: "Chuck Norris kickt Kontinent – Wetter wird Party-Playlist." Count characters: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "kickt"5=18, space=19, "Kontinent"9=28, space=29, "–" (en dash) maybe 1=30, space=31, "Wetter"6=37, space=38, "wird"4=42, space=43, "Party-Playlist."15? Let's count: "Party-Playlist." length 15 (including period). So 43+15=58. That's within 80. Good. But we need to keep it German? Meme caption can be German. It's okay. Image prompt: English description of scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The example says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris creates a new continent with a roundhouse kick, the ground splits and a massive landmass rises, animals gather." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris creates a new continent with a roundhouse kick, the ground splits and a massive landmass rises, animals gather." That is the scene. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris creates a new continent with a roundhouse kick, the ground splits and a massive landmass rises, animals gather. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz" length? Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "erschafft"9=22, space=23, "neuen"5=28, space=29, "Kontinent"9=38, space=39, "–"1=40, space=41, "Witz"4=45. So 45 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars