We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language for those, but likely German as well. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe still respects his authority." That's also known. Need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a boomerang, but the boomerang surrendered and now works as his personal assistant." That's unique-ish. But must be a single joke_text that is a full joke, maybe a short story. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after winning, he forced every month to start on a Monday, because he prefers the week to begin with strength." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a boomerang, but the boomerang surrendered and now works as his personal assistant." That starts with Chuck Norris. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Der rebellische Boomerang". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Boomerang endlich mal zurückschlägt". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The boomerang is mid-air, looking terrified, while Chuck Norris stands confidently, holding it by the tip." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. So we can replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "the boomerang is frozen mid‑flight, eyes wide, as Chuck Norris gently holds it". Must keep the rest. So image_prompt should be a single string containing that description. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris und der rebellische Boomerang". That's 31 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris zwingt einen Boomerang, als persönlichen Assistenten zu dienen – ein klassischer Action‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris zwingt einen Boomerang, als persönlichen Assistenten zu dienen – ein klassischer Action‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." That's about 119 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Der rebellische Boomerang" length? Count: "Chuck Norris vs. Der rebellische Boomerang" = 38 characters (including spaces). Good. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Boomerang endlich mal zurückschlägt" length? Count: "Wenn der Boomerang endlich mal zurückschlägt" = 41 characters. Good. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris und der rebellische Boomerang" length? Count: 38 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris zwingt einen Boomerang, als persönlichen Assistenten zu dienen – ein klassischer Action‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." Let's count characters including spaces. 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