We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." Something like that. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But we need a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst Frosty einen Schauder bekam." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann aus Wasser gebaut, indem er nur mit einem Blick auf die Sonne lächelte." Hmm. Let's craft a witty joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Nodding die Zeit zurückdrehen, sodass sein Bart noch länger wird." Might be okay. But must be unique. Let's think of a scenario: He once used his beard to comb the clouds. Or he once bench pressed a mountain and used it as a doorstop. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 5 Sekunden aufgab." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: He can kill two birds with one stone, but also can do impossible things. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umgedreht, nur weil er ihn für einen schlechten Haarschnitt hielt." That seems unique. Now we need fields: joke_text: The full joke text, presumably the joke itself. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the full joke. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt describing the scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc., include specific scene from the joke. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure lengths. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umgedreht, nur weil er ihn für einen schlechten Haarschnitt hielt." That's about 108 characters? Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umgedreht, nur weil er ihn für einen schlechten Haarschnitt hielt." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Tornado-Haarschnitt von Chuck Norris". Count characters: "Der Tornado-Haarschnitt von Chuck Norris" length: let's count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 T5 o6 r7 n8 a9 d10 o11 -12 H13 a14 a15 r16 s17 c18 h19 n20 i21 t22 t23 space24 v25 o26 n27 space28 C29 h30 u31 c32 k33 space34 N35 o36 r37 r38 i39 s40. That's 40 characters, under 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Wind zu wild wird, ruft Chuck Norris zum Friseur". Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn der Wind zu wild wird, ruft Chuck Norris zum Friseur". Count: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 d6 e7 r8 space9 W10 i11 n12 d13 space14 z15 u16 space17 w18 i19 l20 d21 space22 b23 e24 w25 i26 r27 d28 ,29 space30 r31 u32 f33 t34 space35 C36 h37 u38 c39 k40 space41 N42 o43 r44 r45 i46 s47 space48 z49 u50 m51 space52 F53 r54 i55 s56 e57 u58 r59. That's 59 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to include the specific scene: "Chuck Norris turning a tornado with a single finger because he thinks it's a bad haircut". So we can phrase: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, turning a swirling tornado with a single finger, as if correcting a bad haircut, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris dreht Tornado um schlechten Haarschnitt". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris dreht Tornado um schlechten Haarschnitt". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 d14 r15 e16 h17 t18 space19 T20 o21 r22 n23 a24 d25 o26 space27 u28 m29 space30 s31 c32 h33 e34 l35 e35? Wait need to recount precisely. Let's just craft a shorter title: "Chuck Norris vs. Tornado-Haarschnitt". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 space16 T17 o18 r19 n20 a21 d22 o23 -24 H25 a26 a27 r28 s29 c30 h31 n3