We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Let's think of a unique scenario. We need to produce a joke_text that is a full joke, maybe a short story. Something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat ended up teaching Chuck Norris about patience." That might be okay but need uniqueness. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the satellite asked for directions from him." That could be unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can win a game of rock-paper-scissors with himself and always choose rock." Let's craft something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon, but only if he uses his beard as an antenna." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon, but only if he uses his beard as an antenna." That's a bit modern but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und das Wi‑Fi‑Wunder". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn das Signal stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". That's okay. Image_prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding a glowing Wi‑Fi router like a relic, with a satellite dish antenna made of his beard". Must be in English. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to produce that exactly. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi‑Wunder: Der ultimative Meme". That's maybe 45 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi‑Witz – ein hyperrealistisches Poster und ein epischer Meme‑Caption, der im Internet explodiert." That's maybe 150 characters. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, but only if he uses his beard as an antenna." That's fine. Now produce JSON with fields. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris und das Wi‑Fi‑Wunder" length: let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18a19s20 (space21)W22i23‑24F25i26‑27W28u29n30d31e32r33. That's 33 characters, okay. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn das Signal stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5a6s7 (space8)S9i10g11n12a13l14l15 (space16)s17t18r19e20k21k22e23r24 (space25)i26s27 (space28)w29a30r31d32 (space33)d34i35e36 (space37)S38c39h40w40e41r42k43g44r45a46v47t48. That's 48 characters, okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, include the required start phrase. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holds a glowing Wi‑Fi router like a relic, his beard extended into a satellite dish antenna beaming signals toward a luminous moon, with an American flag backdrop. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Meta title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi‑Wunder: Der ultimative Meme". Count characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)W14i15‑16F17i18‑19W20i21 (space22)U23l24t25i25? Wait need recount precisely. Let's count: "Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi‑Wunder: Der ultimative Meme". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) W14 i15 ‑ (maybe hyphen counts as char) but okay. Let's approximate length <60. It