We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke in JSON. Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to include image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and then "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed a description of the scene in English within the prompt. For example: "He is standing on top of a mountain of broken keyboards, holding a coffee mug that never empties." Something like that. Make sure image_prompt is a single string, English, includes that description. Now craft a joke: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve unsolvable problems by just staring at it." Or something about his beard. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal work through walls just by blinking." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee brew itself by looking at it." Need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a perfect code in a single line that compiles on any machine, just by whispering 'sudo'." But need to be funny. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a second." That's typical. But we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt: maybe "He is delivering a roundhouse kick that freezes a falling meteor mid-air". That can be the scene. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft für einen Sekundenbruchteil stoppt – und dabei einen Kaffee aus dem Weltraum trinkt, ohne dass er verschüttet wird." But must be German, start with Chuck Norris. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Computer so überfordern, dass er anfängt, in Binary zu sprechen und dann selbst den Sourcecode schreibt." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kuchen backen, indem er ihn einfach mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in den Himmel schickt – und der Kuchen erscheint bereits fertig auf dem Teller." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Nichts kauen, und der Kaugummi wird dabei zum neuen Energiemittel, das jedes Gerät unendlich lange betreiben lässt." But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. Let's craft a concise joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft für einen Sekundenbruchteil stoppen, sodass ein fallender Apfel in der Luft schwebt und er ihn dann in Slow-Motion fängt." But we need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis er den perfekten ersten Schluck hat – und das ohne Zeitmaschine." But we need to mention Chuck Norris at start. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brühen, dass er die Zeit zurückspult, bis er den perfekten ersten Schluck hat – und das ohne Zeitmaschine." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Kaffee, der die Zeit zurückspultet". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, fließt die Zeit rückwärts". That's 53 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, include description of scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands on a floating coffee cup that is rewinding time, with a clock face melting behind him, while a roundhouse kick freezes a falling apple mid-air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurückspulen – Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Kaffee den Fluss der Zeit zurückdrehen – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über den ultimativen Action-Helden." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON without markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints. - headline max 80 characters: "Der Kaffee, der die Zeit zurückspultet" length? Count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a6 f7 f8 e9 ,10 space11 d12 i13 e14 space15 Z16 e17 i18 t19 space20 r21 ü22 c23 k24 a25 l26 l27 e28 n29 space30 s31 p32 u33 l38? Let's just trust it's under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee macht, fließt die Zeit rückwärts" length? Probably under 80. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurückspulen – Witz" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 t18 space19 d20 i21 e2