We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity..." but that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with Medusa." Let's craft something original. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." That's unique. But need to be classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. Avoid. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into orbit." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's okay. But need to be funny and typical. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so when he kicks, the world gets an extra hour to celebrate his awesomeness." But must be unique. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple sneeze into a hurricane that only affects his enemies." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." but we need English? The joke_text is in German. So "Chuck Norris kann..." is fine. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er einen neuen Kontinent auf dem Mond erschafft." But need to be unique. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde schießen, und er bleibt immer noch süß." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde schießen, und er bleibt immer noch süß." That's okay. But maybe too weird. Let's think of classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." Not allowed. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowball fight in the desert without melting." That's okay. But we need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde schießen, und er bleibt immer noch süß." That's unique. But is it funny? Might be. Alternatively: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall zurück auf die Erde schießen, und er bleibt immer noch süß." That's okay. But maybe we want something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where everyone speaks German." That's unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er eine neue Dimension erschafft, in der alle nur noch 'Ja, Chef!' sagen." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er eine neue Dimension erschafft, in der alle nur noch 'Ja, Chef!' sagen." That's unique enough. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Dimension mit einem Rundtritt". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, wird die Realität neu definiert". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples space, creating a glowing portal dimension. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed specific scene from the joke: "He delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that ripples space, creating a glowing portal dimension." So include that. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Dimension – Witz". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Rundtritt eine neue Dimension erschafft. Einfach, genial und unverwechselbar." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All values must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Now produce JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Dimension mit einem Rundtritt" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Dimension mit einem Rundtritt" = let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1 =>13, erschafft(8)=>21, space=1=>22, neue(4)=>26, space=1=>27, Dimension(9)=>36, space=1=>37, mit(3)=>40, space=1=>41, einem(5)=>46, space=1=>47, Rundtritt(9)=>56. So 56 chars, okay (<80). meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, wird die Realität neu definiert" length? Count: Wenn(4)+space=1 =>5, Chuck(5)=>10, space=1=>11, Norris(6)=>17, space=1=>18, tritt,(5 inc comma?) Actually "tritt," is 5 inc comma? Let's count characters: "tritt," =5 (t r i t ,). So 18+5=23, space=1=>24, wird(4)=>28, space=1=>29, die(3)=>32, space=1=>33, Realität(8)=>41, space=1=>42, neu(3)=>45, space=1=>46, definiert(8)=>54. So 54 chars, okay. image_prompt: