We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English? But they said SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen) and SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen). Probably German as well, but can be English; but better to keep German to match language. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, cliches, etc. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, avoid that. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity, or his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna, etc. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." That's generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered and gave him all the extra days." That's known? Not exactly. Better: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and cause a hurricane in a phone booth." That's maybe known. We need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube then asks him for career advice." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon using only his beard as an antenna." That's unique. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon using only his beard as an antenna, and the moon replies with a roundhouse kick to his router." Something like that. But must be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's produce a joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann das WLAN-Signal bis zum Mond verstärken, indem er nur seine Barthaare als Antenne nutzt – und das Mondlicht antwortet mit einem Rund kick, der den Router neu startet." But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. It can be "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Beard-Antenne zum Mond". That's 18 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn das WLAN stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "Chuck Norris stands on a moonlit rooftop, his beard glowing like an antenna, a Wi‑Fi signal wave emanates toward the moon". Must be in English. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris stands on a moonlit rooftop, his beard glowing like an antenna, a Wi‑Fi signal wave emanates toward the moon. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN zum Mond fliegen". That's 30 characters. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris nutzt seine Barthaare als WLAN‑Antenne, um das Signal bis zum Mond zu senden – und das Mondlicht kickt den Router neu." That's maybe 140 characters. Check lengths: Headline: "Beard-Antenne zum Mond" (18) okay. Meme caption: "Wenn das WLAN stärker ist als die Schwerkraft" (44) okay. Meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN zum Mond fliegen" (34) okay. Meta_description: Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris nutzt seine Barthaare als WLAN‑Antenne, um das Signal bis zum Mond zu senden – und das Mondlicht kickt den Router neu." Count: We'll approximate: "Chuck Norris nutzt seine Barthaare als WLAN‑Antenne, um das Signal bis zum Mond zu senden – und das Mondlicht kickt den Router neu." Length: Let's count roughly: Chuck(5) space1=1 =>6 Norris(6) =>12 space =>13 nutzt(5)=>18 space=>19 seine(5)=>24 space=>25 Barthaare(8)=>33 space=>34 als(3)=>37 space=>38 WLAN‑Antenne,(12 inc hyphen?) let's count "WLAN‑Antenne," = 12? Actually "WLAN‑Antenne," 12 inc comma? Let's approximate total length maybe 150. Should be under 160. Probably okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide raw JSON. Make sure fields are exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Check that joke_text is German, starts with "Chuck Norris". It must be unique and not repeat known jokes. Our joke: "Chuck Norris kann das WLAN-Signal bis zum Mond verstärken, indem er nur seine Barthaare als Antenne nutzt – und das Mondlicht antwortet mit einem Rund kick, der den Router neu startet." That's okay. But need to ensure it's a single sentence? It can be longer. It must be funny, classic style. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann das WLAN‑Signal bis zum Mond verstärken, indem er nur seine Barthaare als Antenne nutzt – und das Mondlicht antwortet mit einem Rund kick, der den Router neu startet." That's good. Now headline: "Barthaar‑Wi‑Fi zum Mond". That's 16 characters. Meme caption: "Wenn das WLAN stärker ist als die Schwerkraft". That's