We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text/captions in image prompt. Must be within length limits: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered after realizing it couldn't possibly win against a human who can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle." That's too long. Need concise but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr in Morse code." That could be unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven..." Hmm. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's craft a joke: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do karate, but the fish ended up teaching him how to swim in circles while reciting the alphabet backwards." That's a bit funny. Unique? Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about his own beard, but the haiku turned into a bestselling novel that broke the internet." That's maybe too meta. We need a classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the Earth, but the GPS gave up and handed him a map of the universe." That's okay. But we need to embed specific scene for image prompt: "Chuck Norris teaching a goldfish karate in a bowl, fish in a tiny gi, Chuck in a dojo with water splashing." Something like that. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish karate, but the fish ended up teaching him how to swim in circles while reciting the alphabet backwards." Check length: It's okay. Now headline: Must be max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris und der karatefähige Goldfisch". That's 30 characters. meme_caption: max 80 characters. Something like: "Wenn selbst der Goldfisch den Meister übertrifft!" That's 38 characters. image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "Chuck Norris in a dojo teaching a goldfish wearing a tiny karate gi, water splashing, fish holding a tiny belt". Must be concise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris in a dojo teaching a goldfish wearing a tiny karate gi, water splashing, fish holding a tiny belt". That is the specific scene. Now meta_title: max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Karate Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Karate Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's 53 maybe. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Karate Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)G14o15l16d17f18i19s20c21h22 (space23)K24a25r26a27t28e29 (space30)W31i32t33z34 (space35)–36 (space37)L38u39s40t41i42g43 (space44)&45 (space46)E47i48n49s50i51n52g53a54r55t56i57g58. That's 58 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Goldfisch, der Karate unterrichtet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Goldfisch, der Karate unterrichtet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Make sure fields are exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris und der karatefähige Goldfisch" length? Count: "Chuck Norris und der karatefähige Goldfisch". Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) u14 n15 d16 (space17) d18 e19 r20 (space21) k22 a23 r24 a25 t26 e27 ‑ (maybe hyphen) but it's okay. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn selbst der Goldfisch den Meister übertrifft!" Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) s5 e6 l7 b8 (space9) d10 e11 r12 (space