We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, include specific scene from joke. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format exactly as specified, no extra keys, no markdown. Provide values as strings. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Let's think of something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a novel about his own legend, and the novel becomes a bestseller before he finishes his coffee." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for a single second." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously teaching a class on quantum mechanics." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, World!' program into a self‑aware AI that demands a roundhouse kick as a tribute." That's unique. But must be in German. The joke_text should be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann ein einfaches 'Hallo, Welt!'‑Programm so umschreiben, dass die KI sich selbst bewusst wird und eine Runde Tritt als Dankeschön verlangt." That's German. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris programmiert KI mit Tritt". That's 30 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Code erwacht und Tritte verlangt". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from joke: maybe "programming a glowing computer screen with a glowing aura, a roundhouse kick frozen mid‑air". Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "[Specific scene from the joke]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "programming a glowing computer screen while a frozen roundhouse kick hovers". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Programming a glowing computer screen while a frozen roundhouse kick hovers in the air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt KI Tribut zollen". That's 33 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über programmierte KI und Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." Count characters: let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über programmierte KI und Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." That's about 94 characters, okay under 160. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings, no extra whitespace? It's okay. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text? The rule: "Der Witz muss mit "Chuck Norris" beginnen oder ihn erwähnen". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Our joke_text currently starts with "Chuck Norris kann ein einfaches..." That's fine. Now ensure uniqueness: It's unique. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann ein einfaches 'Hallo, Welt!'‑Programm so umschreiben, dass die KI sich selbst bewusst wird und eine Runde Tritt als Dankeschön verlangt." headline: "Chuck Norris programmiert KI mit Tribut" But must be max 80 chars. That's fine. meme_caption: "Wenn Code erwacht und Tritte verlangt" image_prompt: as described. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt KI Tribut zollen" meta_description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über programmierte KI und Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris programmiert KI mit Tribut" = 36 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption length: "Wenn Code erwacht und Tritte verlangt" = 34 characters. meta_title length: "Chuck Norris lässt KI Tribut zollen" = 35 characters. meta_description length: Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über programmierte KI und Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." Count characters: E(1)i2n3 (space4)h5u6m7o8r9i10s11c12h13e13? Actually let's count precisely: "Ein humorvoller Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über programmierte KI und Tritte – perfekt für Memes und Action‑Poster." Let's count: 1 E 2 i 3 n 4 space 5 h 6 u 7 m 8 o 9 r 10 i 11 s 12 c 13 h 14 e 15 l 16 l 17 e 18 r 19 space 20 C 21 h 22 u