We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat now runs the world." Not great. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the internet for a second, causing all memes to disappear. That's maybe too modern. Must be classic style. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's known? Not exactly. Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and the mountain now serves as his personal dumbbell." Might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee so strong that it powers the entire United States for a year." That's known? Not exactly. Better: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box and instantly become the world's most efficient breakfast chef." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat typical jokes. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can single-handedly win a game of chess against an AI by moving the pieces with his stare. That's unique. But must be funny and typical Chuck Norris. Classic jokes often involve impossible feats, supernatural abilities, and the phrase "Chuck Norris can..." followed by something absurd. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a brick wall but also rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to temporarily reverse for anyone who witnesses it." That's maybe too long. But we need a concise joke_text. It can be a single sentence or a short paragraph. Must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously juggling three flaming swords, and the cube instantly rearranges itself into a perfect picture of his own face." That's too long. We need something that fits typical style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will thank him." That's known but maybe okay? But we need unique, not repeat. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a sword of destiny that can cut through the fabric of reality, leaving only a faint smell of victory." That's maybe okay. But must be in German. The joke_text must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der nicht nur einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringt, sondern auch das Wetter für die nächsten zehn Jahre bestimmt." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Hauruck ausführen, der nicht nur die Gesetze der Physik außer Kraft setzt, sondern auch das Internet für genau 0,0001 Sekunden zum Stillstand bringt – und danach wird jeder, der das beobachtet, sofort ein Ninja." That's maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but still a full joke. Let's aim for a single sentence: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen und das Wetter für die nächsten zehn Jahre bestimmen." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen, bis er zu einem schwarzen Loch wird, das die gesamte Erde verschluckt, aber er spuckt sie dann wieder aus, weil er Durst hat." That's too weird. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Fingerzeig benutzen, um jede Frage im Universum zu beantworten – und die Antwort ist immer 'Ja'." That's a known style but maybe okay. But we need to avoid repeating known jokes. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er ein Auto damit zum Schweben bringt, ohne dass der Motor läuft." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er ein Auto zum Schweben bringt, ohne dass der Motor läuft." That's a joke. But is it typical? Not exactly. It's okay. We need to produce JSON fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris' Bart ist so stark, dass er ein Auto zum Schweben bringt, ohne dass der Motor läuft." headline: maybe "Der unstoppbare Bart von Chuck Norris" meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als ein Motor" image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a car that appears to be levitating due to the sheer force of his beard, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Bart Power Joke" (max 60 chars). Let's count: "Chuck Norris Bart Power Joke" length? That's 23 characters, okay. meta_description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Bart, der Autos zum Schweben bringt." Count characters: let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Bart, der Autos zum Schweben bringt." That's about 93 characters, within 160. But need to ensure meta_description max 160 characters. It's okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check constraints: - joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. It does start with "Chuck Norris'". That includes "Chuck Norris". Good. - Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. This is likely unique. - Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. It's about his beard being powerful, typical. - No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. It's fine. - Headline max 80 characters. "Der unstoppbare Bart von Chuck Norris" length? Count: "Der unstoppbare Bart von Chuck Norris" =