We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe too common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That's known but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a new one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own autobiography, and the result is a bestseller titled 'How I Kicked the Universe into Shape'." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, but only if he uses a roundhouse kick to boost it." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence that is funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, because his breath is hotter than the sun." That's okay. But need uniqueness. Let's craft something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it doubles as a Wi‑Fi antenna, providing free internet to the entire galaxy." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel about the meaning of life." That's okay. But maybe too long. We need headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, because his stare is hotter than a furnace." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates enough electricity to power the entire United States for a year." That's classic. But we need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a single roundhouse kick create a new continent, and he named it 'Norrisland'." That's unique. Let's go with that: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single roundhouse kick, and he named it Norrisland." That's a full joke_text. Now we need headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft eine neue Kontinent mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's within 80 characters. Meme caption: maybe "Ein Kontinent entsteht – dank Chuck Norris!" That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a massive roundhouse kick that bursts into glowing energy, forming a new landmass with mountains and a flag bearing his emblem. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, background of swirling clouds. No text, no captions." We need to embed [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to include that placeholder? Actually the template includes "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" as part of the prompt. We need to replace it with the specific scene description. So we should include the scene description after that placeholder? The instruction: "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to fill in the placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris delivers a massive roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new continent, with mountains and a flag bearing his emblem." So the full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a massive roundhouse kick that creates a glowing new continent, with mountains and a flag bearing his emblem. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz". That's 44 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neuen Kontinent – Witz" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)e15r16s17c18h19a20f21t22 (space23)n24e25u26e27n28 (space29)K30o31n32t33i34n35e36n37t38 (space39)–40 (space41)W42i43t44z45. That's 45 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Tritt einen ganzen Kontinent erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings, no extra fields. Make sure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft eine neue Kontinent mit einem einzigen Tritt" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft eine neue Kontinent mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)e15