We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format, no code block fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a unique joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his ability to make the sun rise just because he wants coffee. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's common but maybe okay but might be similar. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a boomerang, and now the boomerang never returns." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and now every day is a new round." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with his eyes closed, and then the cube asks for a rematch." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer program that never crashes, simply by staring at it until it apologizes." That's okay. But we need to be careful not to repeat known jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can file taxes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to file a tax return using only his beard, and the IRS sent him a thank-you note." That's unique. But must be in German. Let's translate: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, seine Steuererklärung ausschließlich mit seinem Bart abzugeben, und das Finanzamt schickte ihm eine Dankesmail." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a full sentence: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Zeit Angst hat, ihn zu treffen." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can lift weights. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat mehr Muskelmasse als ein Bodybuilder, und er benutzt ihn als Hantel, um die Schwerkraft zu überlisten." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Tornado zum Tanzen bringen, weil selbst die Natur Angst hat, ihn zu verpassen." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Feuerwerkern züchten, indem er einfach nur gähnt." Hmm. Let's decide on a clear joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, weil selbst das Eis Angst hat, ihn zu treffen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's pick something about his beard being a separate creature that can file taxes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat eine eigene Social-Media-Seite, auf der er täglich neue Rekord‑Kicks postet – und die Follower sind nur Staubpartikel." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat eine eigene Social-Media-Seite, auf der er täglich neue Rekord‑Kicks postet – und die Follower sind nur Staubpartikel." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der Bart, der Social Media beherrscht". That's 30 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars). Something like "Wenn der Bart mehr Likes hat als du". That's 30 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "The beard is holding a smartphone, posting a selfie, while tiny dust particles comment". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a smartphone and posting a selfie, tiny dust particles as followers, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Bart dominiert Social Media". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Bart hat eine eigene Social-Media-Seite und postet Rekord‑Kicks – die Follower sind nur Staubpartikel. Ein witziger Klassiker." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat eine eigene Social-Media-Seite und postet Rekord‑Kicks – die Follower sind nur Staubpartikel. Ein witziger Klassiker." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Der Bart, der Social Media beherrscht" length? Count: "Der Bart, der Social Media beherrscht" = 33 characters (including spaces). Good. Meme caption max 80 characters. "Wenn der Bart mehr Likes hat als du" length: let's count: "Wenn der Bart mehr Likes hat als du" = 33 characters. Good. Image prompt must be English, no extra text. Provide as a single string. Meta title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris' Bart dominiert Social Media"