We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris" or mentioning him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to generate a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity works backwards." That's a bit long but okay. But must be in German. So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundtritt so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft in einem ganzen Bundesland umkehrt." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Make it witty and ironic. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft in einem ganzen Bundesland umkehren, sodass plötzlich alle Autos nach oben fahren." That's humorous. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Schwerkraft umgekehrt: Chuck Norris lässt Autos fliegen". That's within 80 characters. Count: "Schwerkraft umgekehrt: Chuck Norris lässt Autos fliegen" length? Let's count characters: S(1)c2h3w4e5r6g7r8a9f10t11 (space12)u13m14g15e16k17r18i19e20r21t22e23n24:25 (space)26C27h28u29c30k31 (space)32N33o34r35r36i37s38s39 (space)40l41ä42s43t44 (space)45A46u47t48o49s50 (space)51f52l53i54e55g56e57n58. That's 58 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, fliegen Autos zur Decke!" Count characters: Let's count: W1e2n3 (space)4C5h6u7c8k9 (space)10N11o12r13r14i15s16s17 (space)18t19r20i21p22p23,24 (space)f25l26i27e28g29 (space)A30u31t32o33s34 (space)z35u36 (space)D37e38c39k40e40! That's 40 characters, okay. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe scene. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that flips gravity in a whole state, causing cars to fly upward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So include "cars flying upward". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that reverses gravity across an entire state, making cars soar into the sky. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Autos fliegen – Schwerkraft umgekehrt". Count characters: Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space)6N7o8r9r10i11s12s13 (space)14l15ä16s17t18 (space)19A20u21t22o23s24 (space)25f26l27i28e29g30e31n32 (space)–33 (space)S34c35h36w37e38r39g40r41a42f43t44 (space)u45m46g47e48k49r50i51e52t53. That's 53 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt die Schwerkraft umkehrt und Autos in die Luft treibt. Einfach, genial und unverwechselbar." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt die Schwerkraft umkehrt und Autos in die Luft treibt. Einfach, genial und unverwechselbar." Let's count: E1i2n3 (space)4k5l6a7s8s9i10s11c12h13e14r15 (space)C16h17u18c19k20 (space)N21o22r23r24i25s26s27 (space)W28i29t30z31,32 (space)b33e34i34? Actually need to recount precisely. But likely under 160. Let's approximate length: It's maybe around 130 characters. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. We must output JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft in einem ganzen Bundesland umkehren, sodass plötzlich alle Autos nach oben fahren.", "headline": "Schwerkraft umgekehrt: Chuck Norris lässt Autos fliegen", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt