We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a stealth bomber; the bomber surrendered." Or something about his beard. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's somewhat known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups; the cat now runs a fitness empire." That's okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity; the calculator now runs a successful career as a philosopher." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a roundhouse kick; now every winter storm ends with a perfect split." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café; the barista served him a cup of yesterday." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café; the barista served him a cup of yesterday." That's a joke. Now we need to fill fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should be in German. So we need to translate? The joke can be in German but must start with "Chuck Norris". So German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, im Zeitreisecafé einen Kaffee zu bestellen; der Barista servierte ihm gestern." That's German. But we need to keep it as a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, im Zeitreisecafé einen Kaffee zu bestellen; der Barista servierte ihm gestern." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. It's okay. Now headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und das Zeitreisecafé". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Kaffee gestern schmeckt". That's 27 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: "Chuck Norris ordering coffee in a time-traveling café". So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, holding a steaming cup of coffee that appears to be from yesterday, standing in a retro-futuristic café with glowing clocks, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Zeitreisecafé Witz – Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Zeitreisecafé Witz – Klassiker" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Zeitreisecafé(13?) Actually "Zeitreisecafé" 13 inc accent? Let's approximate total maybe 30. Should be under 60. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris Zeitreisecafé Witz – Lacher". That's maybe 38. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Zeitreisecafé, perfekt für Memes und Lacher. Jetzt entdecken!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein Zeitreisecafé, perfekt für Memes und Lacher. Jetzt entdecken!" That's about 106 characters. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". All must be strings. Make sure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Chuck Norris und das Zeitreisecafé" length: count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "und"3 =>16, space=17, "das"3 =>20, space=21, "Zeitreisecafé"13 =>34. So 34 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn der Kaffee gestern schmeckt" length: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "der"3 =>8, space=9, "Kaffee"6 =>15, space=16, "gestern"7 =>23, space=24, "schmeckt"6 =>30. So 30 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris Zeitreisecafé Witz – Lacher" length: let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Zeitreisecafé"13 =>26, space=27, "Witz"4 =>31, space=32, "–" (dash) maybe 1 =>33, space=34, "Lacher"6 =>40. So 40 characters, okay. - meta_description