We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not contain disallowed content. Must avoid repetition, clichés. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON without markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." That's maybe too generic. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 5 Grad senkte, nur um ein Bier zu lagern." That's maybe okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris lässt seine Socken nie im Trockner trocknen, weil er glaubt, dass sie sonst zu viel Energie verschwenden." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um drei Jahre verzögerte, nur um ein bisschen Spaß zu haben." Might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft auf Mars um 0,5% erhöhte und die NASA ihn bat, als offizieller Gravitationsberater zu arbeiten." That's unique. Make sure it's not repeating known jokes. Should be okay. Now fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris beeinflusst das Wetter mit Kaugummi". That's within 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, wird Mars schwerer". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that glows with cosmic energy, causing a visible distortion in the Martian atmosphere. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that glows with cosmic energy, causing a visible distortion in the Martian atmosphere." That fits. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi verändert Mars-Gravitation". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi verändert Mars-Gravitation" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)K14a15u16g17u18m19m20i21 (space22)ä23n24d25e26r27e28n29 (space30)M31a32r33s34-35G36r37a38v39i40t41a42t43i44o44n? Actually need to recount precisely. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi: Mars wird schwerer". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 s11 (space12) K13 a14 u15 g16 u17 m18 m19 i20 :21 (space22) M23 a24 r25 s26 (space27) w28 i29 r30 d31 (space32) s33 e34 h35 e36 r37 e38 r39. That's 39 characters approx, within 60. Good. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft auf dem Mars erhöht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft auf dem Mars erhöht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris beeinflusst das Wetter mit Kaugummi" Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 s11 (space12) e13 n14 b15 l16 e17 i18 n19 f20 l21 u22 s23 s24 (space25) d26 a27 s28 (space29) W30 e31 t32 t33 e34 r35 (space36) m37 i38 t39 (space40) K41 a42 u43 g44 u45 m46 m47 i48. That's 48 characters, okay. Meme caption length: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, wird Mars schwerer" Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 o13 r14 s15 (space16) k17 a18 u19 t20 ,21 (space22) w23 i24 r25 d26 (space27) M28 a29 r30 s31 (space32) s33 c34 h35 e36 i37 e38 r39. That's 39 characters, okay. Now image_prompt must be English, include specifics. Provide as a single string. Now produce JSON. Check no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's