We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That might be okay. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar now fears every date." That's unique. We need to ensure no similar existing jokes. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to swim, and now the Arctic is the only place where water freezes in fear." That might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page for so long that the page started writing its own autobiography." That's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to dance, and now the entire mountain range has a rhythm only he can hear." That is unique. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars. Provide meme_caption max 80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta_title and meta_description within limits. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to dance, and now the entire mountain range has a rhythm only he can hear." Headline: "Chuck Norris und der tanzende Felsberg" Count characters: "Chuck Norris und der tanzende Felsberg" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, tanzende(8)=29, space=30, Felsberg(8)=38. So 38 chars, okay under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Berge tanzen, hört nur Chuck zu" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Berge(5)=10, space=11, tanzen,(7)=18, space=19, hört(4)=23, space=24, nur(3)=27, space=28, Chuck(5)=33, space=34, zu(2)=36. That's 36, okay. Image prompt: Need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a massive snow-capped mountain peak, holding a microphone, while the surrounding rocks are mid-dance move, as if frozen in rhythm. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within typical length but okay. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris tanzt mit Bergen – Witz des Tages" Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, tanzt(5)=18, space=19, mit(3)=22, space=23, Bergen(6)=29, space=30, – (dash?) maybe count as char, but let's keep simple: "Chuck Norris tanzt mit Bergen – Witz des Tages". Let's count: "Chuck Norris tanzt mit Bergen – Witz des Tages". Characters: Chuck(5) + space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, tanzt(5)=18, space=19, mit(3)=22, space=23, Bergen(6)=29, space=30, space? Actually there is a space before dash? We'll just count roughly. Might be over 60? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris tanzt mit Bergen – Witz des Tages". Let's count each character including spaces and dash. String: C h u c k (5) space (1) =6 N o r r i s (6) =>12 space=13 t a n z t (5) =>18 space=19 m i t (3) =>22 space=23 B e r g e n (6) =>29 space=30 – (dash) maybe 1 char =>31 space=32 W i t z (4) =>36 space=37 d e s (3) =>40 space=41 T a g e n (5) =>46 So 46 chars, okay under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Felsberg – humorvoll, ironisch und perfekt für Memes." Let's count length: We'll approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check uniqueness: This joke is likely unique. Should not repeat existing jokes. It's okay. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure no extra text. Provide just JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rock to dance, and now the entire mountain range has a rhythm only he can hear.", "headline": "Chuck Norris und der tanzende Felsberg", "meme_caption": "Wenn Berge tanzen, hört nur Chuck zu", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a massive snow-capped mountain peak, holding a microphone, while the surrounding rocks are mid-dance move, as if frozen in rhythm. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris tanzt mit Bergen – Witz des Tages", "meta_description": "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen tanzenden Felsberg – humorvoll, iron