We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language overall, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise at his will, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve world hunger with a single glance." But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's maybe too generic. Maybe something about his beard being so powerful it can power a city. Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by sneezing." We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle by staring at it, and the numbers rearrange themselves out of respect." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle by staring at it, and the numbers rearrange themselves out of respect." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be in German. So we need to translate? The joke can be in German but must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann ein Sudoku-Rätsel lösen, indem er nur ansieht, und die Zahlen rearrangieren sich aus Respekt." That's German. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Sudoku per Blick". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Blick wirft, wird das Sudoku zur Legende". That's maybe 66 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "staring intensely at a Sudoku grid floating in the air". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a floating Sudoku grid, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick macht Zahlen tanzen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick macht Zahlen tanzen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Sudoku-Legende:(13?) Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick macht Zahlen tanzen". Let's count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) S14 u15 d16 o17 k18 u19 -20 L21 e22 g23 e24 n25 d26 e27 :28 (space29) B30 l31 i32 c33 k34 (space35) m36 a37 c38 h39 t40 (space41) Z42 a43 h44 l45 e46 n47 (space48) t49 a50 n51 z52 e53 n54 (space55) t56 a57 n58 z59 e60 n61. That's 61 characters, exceeds 60. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick lässt Zahlen tanzen". Count: "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick lässt Zahlen tanzen". Let's count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(6)=12 space13 Sudoku-Legende(13?) Actually "Sudoku-Legende" is 13 characters including hyphen? Let's count: S1 u2 d3 o4 k5 u6 -7 L8 e9 g10 e11 n12 d13 e14. So after space it's 14? Let's recount properly: "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick lässt Zahlen tanzen" Write out characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i10? Actually "Norris" is 6 letters: N1 o2 r3 r4 i5 s6. So after space we have N7 o8 r9 r9? Let's just approximate length maybe 58. Let's count precisely: String: "Chuck Norris Sudoku-Legende: Blick lässt Zahlen tanzen" I'll count each character including spaces and punctuation. 1 C 2 h 3 u 4 c 5 k 6 space 7 N 8 o 9 r 10 r 11 i 12 s 13 space 14 S 15 u 16 d 17 o 18 k 19 u 20 - 21 L 22 e 23 g 24 e 25 n 26 d 27 e 28 : 29 space 30 B 31 l 32 i 33 c 34 k 35 space 36 l 37 ä 38 s 39 t 40 space 41 Z 42 a 43 h 44 l 45 e 46 n 47 space 48 t 49 a 50 n 51 z 52 e 53 n 54 space 55 t 56 a 57 n 58 z