We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking the entire internet into his beard." Or something about his beard being a separate entity. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but realized he already reached the end of his own beard." That's maybe not typical. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Let's create something about his beard being a separate dimension. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once shaved his beard, and the razor filed a complaint for assault." That's a bit humorous. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris..." The joke_text should be a full joke sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from the other side of the universe, and the silence apologizes for being too loud." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do a roundhouse kick, but the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe too political. We need something classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay if we twist. But we must avoid similar to existing jokes. The "divide by zero" is common. Let's create something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." That's also common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics in the dictionary." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a specific scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar now fears every day." That's a known joke? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a spaceship to Mars and back before breakfast." That's okay. But we need to keep it classic Chuck Norris style: absurd superhuman ability. Let's decide on: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the universe into two parallel timelines where he is still the winner." That's too long. We need a concise joke_text, maybe one or two sentences. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters the glass ceiling but also creates a new gender called 'unbreakable'." That's maybe too political. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple wink into a supernova that lights up the entire galaxy for a week." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple wink into a supernova that lights up the entire galaxy for a week." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der unbezwingbare Chuck Norris lässt Sterne blitzen". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird das Universum zur Party". Keep under 80. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "winking and causing a supernova explosion behind him". So: "winking and causing a supernova explosion behind him". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. winking and causing a supernova explosion behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Sterne durch Winken explodieren". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Sterne durch Winken explodieren" length? Count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19t20e21r22n23e24 (space25)d26u27r28c29h30 (space31)W32i33n34k35e36n37 (space38)e39x40p41l42o43d44i45e46r47e48n49. That's 49 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Wink, der eine Supernova auslöst – absurd, episch und völlig unverwüstlich." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Wink, der eine Supernova auslöst – absurd, episch und völlig unverwüstlich." That's about 108 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. All fields must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object only. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen einfachen Zwinkern in eine Supernova verwandeln, die das gesamte Universum für eine Woche erhellt." headline: "Der unbezwingbare Chuck Norris lässt Sterne durch Zwinkern explodieren" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird das Universum