We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt in English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid clichés, but typical Chuck Norris jokes involve absurd superhuman feats. Provide a unique scenario. We must ensure each field length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with a stealth bomber; the bomber surrendered." That might be okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch the sunrise." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a bestseller using only his tears; the book became a bestseller before he finished the first chapter." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear the thoughts of a stone; once he used that ability to win a silent meditation contest against a monk." That's okay. But must be in German. Provide joke_text in German. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann Null teilen – er hat einmal versucht, 0 durch 0 zu teilen, und das Ergebnis war ein neues Universum, das er sofort neu ordnete." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. But we must avoid repeating existing jokes. "Can divide by zero" is known but we can make a twist. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push‑ups; the snowflake got so strong it melted the Arctic." That's unique. But need to be German: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einer Schneeflocke Liegestütze zu lehren; die Schneeflocke wurde so stark, dass sie den Arktis‑Schmelz verursachte." Make sure it's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken push‑ups machen". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken mehr Power haben als du". That's okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a snowflake to do push-ups, the snowflake glowing with energy, Arctic background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene from the joke. So we should include something like "Chuck Norris demonstrates push‑ups to a glowing snowflake". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris demonstrates push‑ups to a glowing snowflake in the Arctic". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris demonstrates push-ups to a glowing snowflake in the Arctic. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke Push‑Ups – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke Push‑Ups – Witz". That's 44 characters approx, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die Liegestütze macht – absurd und einzigartig." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die Liegestütze macht – absurd und einzigartig." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide raw JSON. Make sure no duplicate jokes. It's unique. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken push‑ups machen" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken push‑ups machen" = 44 characters (including spaces). Under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken mehr Power haben als du" length? Count: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken mehr Power haben als du" = 48 characters. Under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke Push‑Ups – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke Push‑Ups – Witz" = 44 characters. Under 60. Meta description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die Liegestütze macht – absurd und einzigartig." Let's count characters precisely: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die Liegestütze macht – absurd und einzigartig." Count: E(1)i2n3 (space4)k5u6n7z8e9r10,11 (space12)w13i14t15z16i17g18e19r20 (space21)C22h23u24c25k26‑27N28o29r30r31i32s33‑34W35i36t37z38 (space39)ü40b41e42r43 (space44)a45i46n47e48 (space49)S50c51h52n53e54e55f56l57o58c59k