We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid clichés but still typical. Must not be offensive. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard being so powerful it can power a nuclear reactor, or his beard can control gravity. Or something about his beard being a separate entity that can sign treaties. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Maybe something about his beard being so legendary that it has its own zip code. Or his beard can be used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once got a parking ticket for staying too long in a no‑parking zone, but the officer dismissed it because the beard was already a legend." That might be okay but maybe not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file taxes, but the IRS gave up because the beard could prove it had no income—only power." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a karaoke contest and sang 'Stairway to Heaven' so loudly that the microphone turned into a sword." That's a bit whimsical. But we need a joke that is classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris' beard once got a driver's license, and now it drives the traffic lights by just blinking." That could be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to open a bakery, but every loaf it baked rose to the sky and formed a new mountain range." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris' beard once auditioned for a role in a Hollywood movie, but the director quit because the beard demanded a higher salary than the entire cast combined." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not too long. The joke_text can be a short sentence. We need to produce JSON fields. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a spelling bee and spelled 'impossible' backwards, causing the dictionary to collapse." That's a bit weird. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to file a patent for 'the ability to make anyone believe anything just by looking at it', and the patent office approved it on the spot." That's okay. But we need to keep it simple. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris' beard once got a driver's license, and now it controls rush hour traffic just by winking." That's a classic style. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to become a stand‑up comedian, but the audience laughed so hard that the stage turned into a tornado." That's okay. Maybe we can use a known format: "Chuck Norris can ... but we need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's do: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to order a coffee, but the barista served him a universe instead." That's unique. But we need to keep it short. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to book a flight, but the airline gave him a seat on the moon because it couldn't handle his 'gravity‑defying' style." That's okay. But maybe we can do something about his beard being so powerful that it can power a city. Ok, final decision: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to start a rock band, but the instruments exploded because they couldn't handle the sheer awesomeness of his hair‑driven riffs." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris' beard once entered a silent disco, but the silence was so loud that it broke the sound barrier." That's a bit weird. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to write a bestseller, but the manuscript turned into a tornado of applause that swept away the competition." That's okay. But we need to keep it short and punchy. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to open a restaurant, but every dish it served turned into a new continent, and the world map changed overnight." That's unique. Ok, let's finalize: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris' beard once tried to open a restaurant, but every dish it served turned into a new continent, and the world map changed overnight." Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der Bart, der Kontinente erschuf". That's 27 characters. Meme_caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Bart mehr Macht hat als die Erde". That's 38 characters. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "the beard opening a restaurant that transforms dishes into continents". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, standing in front of a surreal restaurant where dishes morph into floating continents, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it within the prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the scene: "the beard opening a restaurant where dishes turn into new continents". So maybe: "the legendary beard opening a restaurant where each served dish transforms into a floating continent". Let's incorporate. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleevel