We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure JSON format, no extra text. Provide fields exactly as given. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Let's think of something original: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's okay. But must be a joke text that is a full sentence, maybe like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, and the code compiles on the first try." That is unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the publisher pays him in gold-plated calculators." That might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme caption, image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. The scene could be "Chuck Norris typing on a keyboard with his beard while a golden calculator rains down". Must be in English for image_prompt. Let's design: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel in a single breath, and the publisher pays him in gold‑plated calculators." Headline: maybe "Chuck Norris schreibt Romane mit dem Atem" But headline max 80 chars. Let's keep under 80. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Bestseller schreibt, zahlt die Verlagswelt in Goldrechnern." But must be max 80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. So include "Chuck Norris typing on a keyboard with his beard while golden calculators rain down, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [SPECIFIC SCENE]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "typing on a keyboard with his beard while golden calculators rain down". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris typing on a keyboard with his beard while golden calculators rain down. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris schreibt Bestseller mit Atem – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris schreibt Bestseller mit Atem – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, schreibt(6)=19, space=20, Bestseller(9)=29, space=30, mit(3)=33, space=34, Atem(4)=38, space=39, – (1?) maybe dash counts, space=40, Witz(4)=44. So under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über das Schreiben eines Bestsellers in einem Atemzug und die Bezahlung mit goldenen Rechnern." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON fields exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Make sure no extra fields, no markdown. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann in einem einzigen Atemzug einen Bestseller schreiben und dafür mit goldverzierten Rechnern bezahlt werden." But must start with "Chuck Norris". It does. It's German. headline: "Chuck Norris schreibt Bestseller im Schlaf" But must be max 80 chars. Let's keep "Chuck Norris schreibt Bestseller im Schlaf". That's 38 chars. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Bestseller schreibt, zahlt die Welt in Goldrechnern." Count characters: let's count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, schreibt(6)=24, space=25, einen(4)=29, space=30, Bestseller,(10 inc comma?) Actually "Bestseller," is 10 inc comma? Let's just approximate total <80. It's okay. But maybe better: "Bestseller im Atem – Chuck Norris lässt Goldrechner regnen." That's maybe 49 chars. Let's pick: "Bestseller im Atem – Chuck Norris lässt Goldrechner regnen." That's 53 chars. image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris typing on a keyboard with his beard while golden calculators rain down. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. meta_title: "Chuck Norris schreibt Bestseller – Witz" (maybe 30 chars). Let's keep under 60. meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er schreibt einen Bestseller in einem Atemzug und wird mit goldverzierten Rechnern bezahlt." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON formatting: no trailing commas, proper quotes. Let's produce final JSON