We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique, classic Chuck Norris style. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must not be vulgar, political, etc. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." Something unique. But must be unique, not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once ordered a coffee at a café, and the barista asked for his name, Chuck responded "Chuck Norris", and the coffee brewed itself instantly. Or something about his beard being a separate entity. We need to embed "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde umkehren." That's classic but maybe not unique. Let's craft something more original: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, und die Strecke hat sich selbst verkürzt, weil er zu schnell war." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einen Computer virus geschrieben, der nur auf Nicht‑Chuck‑Norris‑Programme wirkt, und danach hat er den Quellcode selbst gelöscht, weil er zu langweilig war." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Mehl war so beeindruckt von seiner Präsenz, dass es sich selbst zu einem Kuchen formte, ohne dass er rührte." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text maybe a sentence or two. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kuchen gebacken, indem er nur einen einzigen Blick auf den Ofen warf – das Ergebnis war ein perfektes Dessert, das sogar die Uhrzeit zum Stehen brachte." That's maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Mehl war so ehrfürchtig, dass es sich selbst zu einem Kuchen formte, ohne dass er rührte." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Mehl zum Kuchen werden". That's 33 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn das Mehl mehr Respekt hat als du". That's 33. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris stares at a bowl of flour that levitates and forms a cake". So prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a floating bowl of flour that is shaping itself into a perfect cake, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Mehl zu Kuchen werden". That's 38 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris' legendärer Blick lässt Mehl zu einem Kuchen werden – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über seine übernatürliche Macht." That's about 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: German joke text. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short meme caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt as described. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON only, no markdown. Check lengths: Headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Mehl zum Kuchen werden" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)M20e21h22l23 (space24)z25u26m27 (space28)K29u30c31k32e33n34 (space35)w36e37i38t39e40n41. That's 41 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn das Mehl mehr Respekt hat als du" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5a6s7 (space8)m9e10h11l12 (space13)m14e15h16r17e18i19c20 (space21)h22a23t24 (space25)w26i27e28 (space29)d30u31. That's 31 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt Mehl zu Kuchen werden" same as headline, 41 chars, okay. Meta description: "Chuck Norris' legendärer Blick lässt Mehl zu einem Kuchen werden – ein klassischer, ironischer Witz über seine übernatürliche Macht." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)'14l15e16g17e18n19d20ä21r22e23r24 (space25)B26l27i28c29k30 (space31)l32ä33s34t35 (space36)M37e38h39l40 (space41)z42u43 (space44)e45