We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description for image generation: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Must fill that placeholder with specific scene from the joke. Also meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: typical Chuck Norris jokes are absurd, like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need German. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren." But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." That's typical. But we need unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf und wurde zu einem Kaugummi-Monster, das die Gesetze der Physik neu definierte." That's too long. We need a concise joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit den bloßen Händen öffnen, ohne dass ein Tropfen Regen fällt." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: e.g., "Chuck Norris öffnet einen Regenschirm mit bloßen Händen, während ein einziger Regentropfen in der Luft gefriert". That scene. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit bloßen Händen öffnen, ohne dass ein einziger Regentropfen den Boden berührt." That's a classic style. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris und der magische Regenschirm". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn selbst der Regen Angst vor Chuck Norris hat". <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to include the scene: "opening an umbrella with bare hands, a single raindrop frozen in mid-air". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris opening an umbrella with bare hands, a single raindrop frozen in mid-air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Regenschirm Witz - Lustiger Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Regenschirm Witz - Lustiger Klassiker" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Regenschirm(10)=23, space=24, Witz(4)=28, space=29, -(1)=30, space=31, Lustiger(8)=39, space=40, Klassiker(9)=49. So 49 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Regenschirm, der Regen stoppt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count: approximate length maybe 90 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence? Could be longer but must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: as described. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. All fields must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenschirm mit bloßen Händen öffnen, ohne dass ein einziger Regentropfen den Boden berührt." headline: "Chuck Norris und der magische Regenschirm" meme_caption: "Wenn selbst der Regen vor Chuck Norris zurückschreckt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris opening an umbrella with bare hands, a single raindrop frozen in mid-air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris Regenschirm Witz - Lustiger Klassiker" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Regenschirm, der Regen stoppt. Lachen garantiert!" Check lengths: headline length: "Chuck Norris und der magische Regenschirm" count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 und(3)=16 space=17 der(3)=20 space=21 magische(8)=29 space=30 Regenschirm(10)=40. So 40 chars, okay. meme_caption length: "Wenn selbst der Regen vor Chuck Norris zurückschreckt" count: Wenn(4)=4 space=5 selbst(6)=11 space=12 der(3)=15 space=16 Regen(5)=21 space=22 vor(3)=25 space=26 Chuck(5)=31 space=32 Norris(6)=38 space=39 zurückschreckt(12)=51. So 51 chars, okay. meta_title length: we counted ~49, okay. meta_description length: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Regenschirm, der Regen stoppt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count