We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repetition, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text, maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once challenged a chess computer to a game, and the computer surrendered after the first move." Or something about his beard. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat taught him the meaning of patience – by waiting 10 years for the ball to roll back." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without using any ingredients, and the oven exploded with pure awesomeness." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank page for so long that the page wrote a bestseller on its own." That could be okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." That's funny. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." Check uniqueness: Not typical. Headline: "GPS-Duell mit Chuck Norris" (max 80 chars). That's 19 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn die Wegweiser kicken" (maybe 23 chars). Must be <=80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a neon-lit city street, holding a GPS device that is being kicked by his boot, with a dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within description. Meta title: "Chuck Norris vs GPS – Legendärer Witz" (max 60 chars). Count: "Chuck Norris vs GPS – Legendärer Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, GPS(3)=19, space=20, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but let's keep under 60. It's fine. Meta description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein GPS-Duell, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein GPS-Duell, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 80? Let's count precisely: "Ein"3 + space1=4 "kurzer,"7? Actually "kurzer," 7 inc comma? Let's just approximate under 160. It's fine. But need to ensure meta description max 160 characters. Let's craft shorter: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein GPS-Duell – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count: Let's count characters including spaces: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein GPS-Duell – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count: E(1)i2n3 space4 k5u6n7z8e9r10,11 space12 w13i14t15z16i17g18e19r20 space21 C22h23u24c25k26-27N28o29r30r31i32s33-34W35i36t37z38 space39 ü40b41e42r43 space44 e45i46n47 space48 G49P50S51-52D53u54e55l56l57 space58 –59 space60 p61e62r63f64e65k66t67 space68f69ü70r71 space72M73e74m75e76s77 space78u79n80d81 space82L83a84c85h86e87r88.89 So about 89 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide exactly JSON object. Fields: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a duel; the GPS now only gives directions in roundhouse kicks." headline: "GPS-Duell mit Chuck Norris" meme_caption: "Wenn die Wegweiser kicken" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a neon-lit city street, holding a GPS device that is being kicked by his boot, with dramatic cinematic lighting and an American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris vs GPS – Legendärer Witz" meta_description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein GPS-Duell – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, it's fine. meme_caption max 80 chars, it's fine. image_prompt is English, includes specifics, okay. meta_title max 60 chars, let's count: "Chuck Norris vs GPS – Legendärer Witz". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 space16 G17 P18 S19 space20 –21 space22 L23 e24 g25 e26 n27 d28