We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or something. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and also splits the bill at a restaurant." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second, and the solution is always the number 42." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it can power a small city for a week." Not typical. We need to be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or he can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where all math is easier. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can write a program that compiles itself just by looking at it." That's similar to known jokes about him being able to compile code just by staring. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that instantly sorts an unsorted list in O(1) time." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can sort an unsorted list with a single roundhouse kick, achieving O(1) time complexity." That's a tech joke. But must be funny, classic Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number with each strike, and the universe automatically updates its prime number list." That's unique. But need to keep it concise. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse‑kick a computer so hard that it instantly compiles a perfect program without any source code." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse‑kick a computer so hard that it instantly compiles a perfect program without any source code." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris rundet einen Computer mit einer einzigen Runde aus". That's German, but must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris rundet einen Computer mit einer einzigen Runde aus" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris " (11) + "rundet " (7) = 18, "einen " (6) = 24, "Computer " (9) = 33, "mit " (4) = 37, "einer " (6) = 43, "einzigen " (9) = 52, "Runde " (6) = 58, "aus" (3) = 61. So 61 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Computer kickt, entsteht der perfekte Code!" Count: let's count characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Computer kickt, entsteht der perfekte Code!" That's about 58 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description. Must include specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to a computer tower, causing sparks and code to fly out, with the computer screen displaying perfect compiled code. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to keep within typical length? Not specified but must be English prompt for image generation. Provide as a single string. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris rundet Computer – perfekter Code". Count: "Chuck Norris rundet Computer – perfekter Code" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris " (11) + "rundet " (7) = 18, "Computer " (9) = 27, "– " (2) = 29, "perfekter " (9) = 38, "Code" (4) = 42. So 42 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen Computer zum perfekten Kompilieren bringt. Einzigartig, witzig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen Computer zum perfekten Kompilieren bringt. Einzigartig, witzig und komplett frei erfunden." That's maybe ~150 characters. Let's count precisely: We'll approximate but ensure <=160. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein einziger Tritt einen Computer zum perfekten Kompilieren bringt. Einzigartig, witzig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters including spaces: E(1) i2 n3 (space4) h5 u6 m7 o8 r9 i10 s11 c12 h13 e14 l15 l16 e17 r18 (space19) C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 -25 N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31 -32 W33 i34 t35 z36 ,37 (space38) b39 e40 i41 (space42) d43 e44 m45 (space46) a47 n48 (space49) e50 i51 n52 z53 i54 g55 e56 r57 (space58) T59 r60 i61 t62 t63 (space64) e65 i66 n67 (space68) C69 o70 m71 p7