We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, photorealistic action movie poster etc. meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to ensure JSON is valid, no extra text. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded using only his beard." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water just by staring at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second, and the numbers rearrange themselves to thank him." Might be okay. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by winking." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." That's okay. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by looking at it." That's good. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it." That's classic but maybe common. Let's think of something more unique: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon just by tapping his router." That's unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German. Let's write: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN-Signal so stark machen, dass es bis zum Mond reicht, nur indem er den Router mit einem einzigen Blick fixiert." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann ein WLAN‑Signal so stark machen, dass es bis zum Mond reicht, nur indem er den Router mit einem einzigen Blick fixiert." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Internet bis zum Mond reichen". That's 44 chars maybe. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Router ansieht, wird das Internet himmlisch". Keep under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." plus specific scene. Also "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "He is holding a glowing router that emits a beam toward a stylized moon". Let's craft: "He is holding a glowing router that emits a beam toward a stylized moon, with the American flag fluttering behind him." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond strahlen". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond strahlen" = 44 maybe. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Erfahrener Actionheld Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Router in ein kosmisches WLAN-Wunder – humorvoll, episch und völlig unmöglich." Count maybe 140. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All strings, no extra fields. Make sure no markdown. Let's craft final JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond strahlen" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)W20L21A22N23 (space24)b25i26s27 (space28)z29u30m31 (space32)M33o34n35d36 (space37)s38t39r40a41h42l43e44n45. So 45 characters, under 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Router fixiert, wird das Internet himmlisch". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Router fixiert, wird das Internet himmlisch". Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)d18e19n20 (space21)R22o23u24t25e26r27 (space28)f29i30x31i32e33r34t35, (space36)w37i38e39d40 (space41)d42a43s44 (space45)I46n47t48e49r50n51e52t53 (space54)h55i56m57m58l59i60c61h62. That's 62 characters, okay. image_prompt: need to be English, include scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is holding a glowing router that emits a beam toward a stylized moon, with the American flag fluttering behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string, no line breaks? It's okay to have line breaks? Probably keep as one line but can include spaces. It's okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt WLAN bis zum Mond strahlen" (same as headline) but maybe slightly different: "Chuck Norris: WLAN bis zum