We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Must not use markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. We need to create a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also common. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the entire world." Must start with Chuck Norris. We need to embed the joke in joke_text field. Provide headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme_caption (max 80 chars). Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta_title and meta_description. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by blinking." That's unique? Might be similar to existing jokes about making weather. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by shouting 'Connect!'" That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while sleeping, and the cube becomes a portal to another dimension." That's unique. But must be concise and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a sandwich that grants eternal youth just by looking at it." That's maybe not unique enough. Let's think of something with roundhouse kick and something unexpected: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick that sends a meteor to the past, preventing the invention of the internet." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline that makes the entire world laugh for a week." That's meta. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a sandwich that grants eternal youth just by looking at it." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's search memory: There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's also known. "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by sneezing." Not sure. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that powers a city for a year just by pouring it into a cup." That's unique. But we need to be careful about not repeating typical jokes. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to work backwards for a second." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise enough for joke_text. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single roundhouse kick, making gravity run backwards for a second." That's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft rückwärts laufen". That's German, 38 chars maybe. Meme caption (max 80 chars). Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kick setzt, bricht die Schwerkraft zusammen". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that visibly reverses gravity, making objects float upward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that visibly reverses gravity, making objects float upward". That is the scene. Meta title (max 60 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zurück". That's 34 chars. Meta description (max 160 chars). Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kick die Schwerkraft umkehrt – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 115 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly named: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON without code block. Make sure no extra text. Provide valid JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft rückwärts laufen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Schwerkraft(11)=34, space=35, rückwärts(8)=43, space=44, laufen(6)=50. So 50 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kick setzt, bricht die Schwerkraft zusammen". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, einen(5)=23, space=24, Kick(4)=28, space=29, setzt,(6 inc comma?) Actually "setzt," is 6 inc comma? Let's count characters including punctuation: "setzt," = 6 (s e t z t ,). So 29+6=35, space=36, die(3)=39, space=40, Schwerkraft(11)=51, space=52, zusammen(8)=60. So 60 chars, okay. - image_prompt must be English, describing scene. We'll keep within reasonable length, no explicit length constraint but okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft zurück" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, die(3)=22, space=23, Schwerkraft(11)=34, space=35, zurück(6)=41.