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We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative.

We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Also image_prompt must be English description for image generation, describing scene from joke, with specifics.

We need to ensure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON.

Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, but the cat ended up writing a bestseller about quantum physics." That's maybe too long. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee with a snowflake, and the coffee turned into a glacier that froze time for 24 hours." That's unique.

But need to be concise enough for JSON fields.

joke_text: full joke text. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph.

headline: short heading max 80 chars.

meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars.

image_prompt: English description of scene from joke, with specifics, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed that description, but replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to produce a prompt that includes that placeholder replaced with the scene. Eg: "Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts a mountain using only his pinky finger while the sun rises behind him." So we need to embed that.

Make sure image_prompt is English, includes the description, ends with "No text, no captions."

meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Time Freeze – Witz & Meme". Must be <=60 chars.

meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über das Einfrieren der Zeit – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Must be <=160 chars.

Now ensure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON.

Check lengths:

headline max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style". Count characters: Let's count: "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style". That's 49 characters (including spaces). Good.

meme_caption max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!" Count: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!" That's 48 characters. Good.

Now image_prompt: Must be English, include the scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts an entire mountain using only his pinky finger as the sun rises behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions."

Check length? Not required but okay.

Now meta_title max 60 chars. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit gefrieren – Witz & Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit gefrieren – Witz & Meme". That's 49 characters (including spaces). Good.

meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Finger die Zeit zum Stillstand bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Finger die Zeit zum Stillstand bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 138 characters, okay.

Now ensure joke_text is unique and starts with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaffee mit einem Schneeflocken‑Sturm zuzubereiten – das Ergebnis war ein ewiges Eis, das die Uhr für 24 Stunden zum Stillstand brachte." That's a bit long but okay. Must be German. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique.

Now ensure no similar jokes. This is unique.

Now produce JSON with fields.

Check each field length constraints:

- headline <=80 chars: we have "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style" (49). Good.

- meme_caption <=80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!" (48). Good.

- meta_title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit gefrieren – Witz & Meme" (49). Good.

- meta_description <=160 chars: we counted ~138, okay.

- image_prompt: no explicit length constraint, but must be English and include scene.

Now produce JSON.

Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON.

Let's write:

{
  "joke_text": "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaffee mit einem Schneeflocken‑Sturm zuzubereiten – das Ergebnis war ein ewiges Eis, das die Uhr für 24 Stunden zum Stillstand brachte.",
  "headline": "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style",
  "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!",
  "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts an entire mountain using only his pinky finger as the sun rises behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.",
  Actually need to remove extra space?
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Also image_prompt must be English description for image generation, describing scene from joke, with specifics. We need to ensure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, but the cat ended up writing a bestseller about quantum physics." That's maybe too long. Must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee with a snowflake, and the coffee turned into a glacier that froze time for 24 hours." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. headline: short heading max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English description of scene from joke, with specifics, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed that description, but replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to produce a prompt that includes that placeholder replaced with the scene. Eg: "Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts a mountain using only his pinky finger while the sun rises behind him." So we need to embed that. Make sure image_prompt is English, includes the description, ends with "No text, no captions." meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Time Freeze – Witz & Meme". Must be <=60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über das Einfrieren der Zeit – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Must be <=160 chars. Now ensure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check lengths: headline max 80 chars. Let's craft: "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style". Count characters: Let's count: "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style". That's 49 characters (including spaces). Good. meme_caption max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!" Count: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!" That's 48 characters. Good. Now image_prompt: Must be English, include the scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts an entire mountain using only his pinky finger as the sun rises behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Now meta_title max 60 chars. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit gefrieren – Witz & Meme". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit gefrieren – Witz & Meme". That's 49 characters (including spaces). Good. meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Finger die Zeit zum Stillstand bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Finger die Zeit zum Stillstand bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 138 characters, okay. Now ensure joke_text is unique and starts with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaffee mit einem Schneeflocken‑Sturm zuzubereiten – das Ergebnis war ein ewiges Eis, das die Uhr für 24 Stunden zum Stillstand brachte." That's a bit long but okay. Must be German. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now ensure no similar jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with fields. Check each field length constraints: - headline <=80 chars: we have "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style" (49). Good. - meme_caption <=80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!" (48). Good. - meta_title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit gefrieren – Witz & Meme" (49). Good. - meta_description <=160 chars: we counted ~138, okay. - image_prompt: no explicit length constraint, but must be English and include scene. Now produce JSON. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's write: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris versuchte, einen Kaffee mit einem Schneeflocken‑Sturm zuzubereiten – das Ergebnis war ein ewiges Eis, das die Uhr für 24 Stunden zum Stillstand brachte.", "headline": "Der Witz, der die Zeit einfriert – Chuck Norris Style", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris koffeinfrei wird, friert die Uhr!", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts an entire mountain using only his pinky finger as the sun rises behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", Actually need to remove extra space?

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