We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard or his legend. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to open a can of beans with a single glance, and the beans opened themselves and apologized." That's maybe too weird. Need classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so when he kicks, the world literally shifts to his schedule." That's okay. But need to be concise as a joke text. Could be a short paragraph. We need to output JSON only, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Zeitzonen-Offset erzeugen, sodass die Uhrzeit des Planeten exakt seiner Trainingsroutine folgt." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. headline: maybe "Zeitzonen-Kick von Chuck Norris". That's 27 chars, okay. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Kick die Welt neu einstellt". That's 33 chars, okay. image_prompt: Need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time‑zone ripple effect around a world map, with clocks melting and reforming. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within typical length but okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Zeitzonen-Kick – Legende im Action-Poster". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Zeitzonen-Kick – Legende im Action-Poster". That's 53 characters maybe. Should be <=60. Good. meta_description: "Erlebe den legendären Chuck Norris, der mit einem einzigen Rundtritt neue Zeitzonen schafft – ein epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Erlebe den legendären Chuck Norris, der mit einem einzigen einzigen einzigen? Actually we need to count precisely. Let's craft shorter: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt neue Zeitzonen – epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz." Count: Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt neue Zeitzonen – epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz." That's about 78 maybe too long. Need <=160 characters, okay. Actually 160 is max, so we can be longer. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt neue Zeitzonen – epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz." That's about 71 characters, fine. But need to ensure <=160 characters. It's okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 chars: "Zeitzonen-Kick von Chuck Norris" length? Count: Z(1) e2 i3 t4 z5 o6 n7 e8 n9 -10 K11 i12 c13 k14 space15 v16 o17 n18 space19 C20 h21 u22 c23 k24 space25 N26 o27 r28 r29 i30 s31. That's 31 characters, fine. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn der Kick die Welt neu einstellt" length? Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 d5 e6 r7 space8 K9 i10 c11 k12 space13 d14 i15 e16 space17 W18 e19 l20 t21 space22 n23 e24 u25 space26 e27 i28 n29 s30 t31 e32 l33 l34 t35. That's 35 characters, fine. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Zeitzonen-Kick – Legende im Action-Poster" length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris Zeitzonen-Kick – Legende im Action-Poster". Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 Z15 e16 i17 t18 z19 o20 n21 e22 n23 -24 K25 i26 c27 k28 space29 –30 space31 L32 e33 g34 e35 n36 d37 e38 space39 i40 m41 space42 A43 c44 t45 i46 o47 n48 -49 P50 o51 s52 t53 e54 r55. That's 55 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem Rundtritt neue Zeitzonen – epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz." Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 e15 r16