We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic, funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse jump over a fence with a single glance, etc. But must be unique, not typical "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". Let's create something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second, but only if the puzzle is written in binary and the computer is a toaster." That might be too modern. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it, causing an instant summer in Antarctica." That's unique. But must be a joke, not just a statement. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... because ...". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, because the cube itself asks for his autograph." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon, but only if the router is powered by his beard." That's modern but okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often with a twist of impossibility. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, turning winter into summer in a single exhale." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann mit einem einzigen Atemzug schmelzen, sodass der Winter sofort in Sommer übergeht." That's German. But we need to output JSON fields. Let's design: joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence or short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann mit einem einzigen Atemzug schmelzen, sodass der Winter sofort in Sommer übergeht." That's a joke. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter schmelzen". That's 27 characters. meme_caption: "Ein Sommer im Winter – nur Chuck Norris kann das!" That's 44 characters. image_prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris breathing on a snowman that instantly turns into a summer beach scene". So we need to embed that. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is standing on a snowy hill, exhaling a powerful breath that transforms a snowman into a vibrant summer beach with palm trees and sunshine. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Winter in Sommer verwandeln – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Winter in Sommer verwandeln – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Winter(6)=25, space=26, in(2)=28, space=29, Sommer(6)=35, space=36, verwandeln(9)=45, space=46, –(1?) Actually dash counts as char, space? Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris schmilzt Winter zu Sommer – Witz". Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 schmilzt(6)=19 space=20 Winter(6)=26 space=27 zu(2)=29 space=30 Sommer(6)=36 space=37 –(1)=38 space=39 Witz(4)=43. So 43 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er mit einem Atemzug den Winter in Sommer verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er mit einem Atemzug den Winter in Sommer verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON exactly as required, no markdown code fences. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann mit einem einzigen Atemzug schmelzen, sodass der Winter sofort in Sommer übergeht.", "headline": "Chuck Norris lässt den Winter schmelzen", "meme_caption": "Ein Sommer im Winter – nur Chuck Norris kann das!", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He stands on a snowy hill, exhaling a powerful breath that transforms a snowman into a vibrant summer beach with palm trees and sunshine. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris schmilzt Winter zu Sommer – Witz", "meta_description": "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er mit einem Atemzug den Winter in Sommer verwand