We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code block. Must be unique, start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." Or something about his beard. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to compute the answer to life, the universe, and everything, but the calculator exploded because it couldn't handle his intensity." Something like that. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara desert using only his breath." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." Let's think of something that fits typical style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will rearrange itself to thank him." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself by just staring at it." That's typical. But we need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates enough electricity to power a small town for a week." That's classic. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and the black hole politely asks for a coffee." That's a bit weird but okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes a separate ecosystem, complete with its own weather patterns." That's unique. But we need to keep it short and funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, and the universe apologizes for the inconvenience." That's okay. But we need to embed the joke text. It should be a single sentence or short paragraph? The field "joke_text" is the full joke text. Should be something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and the black hole politely asks for a coffee." That starts with Chuck Norris. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris' Schwarzer Loch Kaffee". That's short. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Black Hole Kaffee bestellt". That's okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He delivers a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole in the air, with a tiny coffee cup floating near the hole. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "He delivers a roundhouse kick that creates a swirling black hole in the air, with a tiny coffee cup floating near the hole." That is the scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris Black Hole Coffee Joke - Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Black Hole Coffee Joke - Lustig & Einzigartig". That's maybe 58? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Black Hole Coffee Joke - Lustig & Einzigartig". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 B15 l16 a17 c18 k19 space20 H21 o22 l23 e24 space25 C26 o27 f28 f29 e30 e31 space32 J33 o34 k35 e36 space37 -38 space39 L40 u41 s42 t43 i44 c45 space46 &47 space48 E49 i50 n51 s52 i53 g54 a55 r56 t57 i58 c59 h60. That's 60 exactly? Might be 60. Let's count again more carefully: "Chuck Norris Black Hole Coffee Joke - Lustig & Einzigartig". Let's count with indices: 1 C 2 h 3 u 4 c 5 k 6 space 7 N 8 o 9 o 10 r 11 i 12 s 13 space 14 B 15 l 16 a 17 c 18 k 19 space 20 H 21 o 22 l 23 e 24 space 25 C 26 o 27 f 28 f 29 e 30 e 31 space 32 J 33 o 34 k 35 e 36 space 37 - 38 space 39 L 40 u 41 s 42 t 43 i 44 c 45 space 46 & 47 space 48 E 49 i 50 n 51 s 52 i 53 g 54 a 55 r 56 t 57 i 58 c 59 h So 59 characters? Actually we counted up to 59? Let's recount: after "h" is 59? Let's recount precisely: I think it's 59 characters. That's within 60. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Black-Hole-Kaffee, der die Physik herausfordert – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count length: It's probably under 160. Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Black-Hole-Kaffee, der die Physik herausfordert – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's about 12