We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. No markdown code blocks. Must follow constraints: start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specifics. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common, but we need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." But must be unique. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm, and then the computer becomes sarcastic about Chuck Norris." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to work only on Tuesdays." That's unique. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short story. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to work only on Tuesdays, and then he uses the extra time to finish his to‑do list before breakfast." That might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the universe into two parallel timelines, one where he is a librarian and the other where he is a pirate." That's too long. We need a concise joke text. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the universe into two parallel timelines—one where he is a librarian and the other where he is a pirate—just to see which one has better coffee." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. It can start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris teilt das Universum mit einem einzigen Kicks". That's maybe 55 chars. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Wetter nur am Dienstag schlecht". That's 66 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. The scene: Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the universe into two parallel timelines, one with him as a librarian, the other as a pirate, with dramatic lighting, etc. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: "splitting the universe into two parallel timelines, one with a library background, the other with a pirate ship". Must be in English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Universum-Split mit Kicks – Witz". That's 53 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum mit einem einzigen Kicks in zwei Parallelwelten zerfallen – ein witziger Klassiker, der dich zum Lachen bringt." That's about 150 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check lengths: - headline: "Chuck Norris teilt das Universum mit einem einzigen Kicks" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris teilt das Universum mit einem einzigen Kicks". That's 58 characters (including spaces). Under 80, ok. - meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Wetter nur am Dienstag schlecht". Count: let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird das Wetter nur am Dienstag schlecht". That's 66 characters? Let's count precisely: W(1)i2e3n4 (space5)C6h7u8c9k10 (space11)N12o13r14r15i16s17 (space18)k19i20c21k22t23,24 (space25)w26i27e28d29 (space30)d31a32s33 (space34)W35e36t37t38e39r40 (space41)n42u43r44 (space45)a46m47 (space48)D49i50e51n52s53t54a55g56 (space57)s58c59h60w61e62l63l64e65n66. That's 66 characters, okay. - meta_title: "Chuck Norris Universum-Split mit Kicks – Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris Universum-Split mit Kicks – Witz". Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) U14 n15 i16 v17 e18 r19 s20 u21 m22 -23 S24 p25 l26 i27 t28 (space29) m30 i31 t32 (space33) K34 i35 c36 k37 s38 (space39) –40 (space41) W42 i43 t44 z45. That's 45 characters? Actually need to recount precisely: "Chuck Norris Universum-Split mit Kicks – Witz". Let's count characters including spaces and punctuation: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) U14 n15 i16 v17 e18 r19 s20 u21 m22 -23 S24 p25 l26 i27 t28 (space29) m30 i31 t32 (space33) K34 i35 c36 k37 s38 (space39) –40 (space41) W42 i43 t44 z45. So 45 characters, under