We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline (max 80 chars). Meme caption max 80 chars. Image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, plus specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. All fields must be present. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the internet never crashes." That's unique but maybe too long. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara just by breathing." That's unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi dead zone into a 5G hotspot with a single glance." That's unique. But must be a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing gravity to pause for a coffee break." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a real planet." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert by simply blinking." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in a desert by simply blinking." That's a joke. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Schneesturm im Wüstenmeer". Must be max 80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Sahara zu einem Winterwunderland". Must be max 80 chars. Image prompt: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, plus specific scene from the joke. So scene: "blinking and causing a snowstorm over a desert". So we can embed that. Prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing in a desert where a snowstorm is forming around him as he blinks, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Wüste schneien – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Wüste(5)=24, space=25, schneien(7)=32, space=33, –(1)=34, space=35, Witz(4)=39. So 39 chars, okay. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneesturm in der Wüste, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Schneesturm in der Wüste, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown. Let's craft final values. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blinken einen Schneesturm in der Wüste auslösen." That's the joke. headline: "Der Schneesturm im Wüstenblitz – Chuck Norris lässt es schneien" Check length: "Der Schneesturm im Wüstenblitz – Chuck Norris lässt es schneien" length? Let's count: Der(3)+space=4, Schneesturm(9)=13, space=14, im(2)=16, space=17, Wüstenblitz(11)=28, space=29, –(1)=30, space=31, Chuck(5)=36, space=37, Norris(6)=43, space=44, lässt(5)=49, space=50, es(2)=52, space=53, schneien(7)=60. So 60 chars, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Sahara zu einem Winterparadies". Count: Wenn(4)+space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, blinzelt,(8 inc comma?) Actually "blinzelt," is 8 inc comma? Let's just approximate length: It's likely under 80. Let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Sahara zu einem Winterparadies". Count characters: W(1) e2 n3 n4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 b19 l20 i21 n22 z23 e24 l25 t26 ,27 space28 w29 i30 r31 d32 space33 d34 i35 e36 space37 S38 a39 h40 r41 a42 space43 z44 u45 space46