We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure no markdown code block formatting; just plain JSON. Also no extra text. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking the entire internet into his beard." But must be unique. Let's think: classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, mythic status. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by breathing." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Let's craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller using only the tears of his enemies as ink." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a portal to his personal gym." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week, and the city is named after his beard." That's unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee brühen, der so stark ist, dass er die Stromversorgung einer ganzen Stadt für ein Jahr garantiert – und die Stadt heißt 'Beardville'." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, und das Lavawasser wird zu Energy Drink für die NASA." That's unique. Let's produce a joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, und das Lavawasser wird zu Energy Drink für die NASA." That's funny, classic. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Energy-Vulkan". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn ein Vulkan Energy Drink wird – Chuck Norris style". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of scene. Must describe specific scene from the joke. Eg: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to a smoking volcano, lava turning into glowing energy drink cans, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes specifics. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkan zu Energy Drink werden". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkan zu Energy Drink werden" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Vulkan(6)=25, space=26, zu(2)=28, space=29, Energy(6)=35, space=36, Drink(5)=41, space=42, werden(6)=48. So 48 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Vulkan in einen Energy-Drink für die NASA – ein klassischer, übertriebener Witz über seine unmöglichen Kräfte." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Vulkan in einen Energy-Drink für die NASA – ein klassischer, übertriebener Witz über seine unmöglichen Kräfte." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. So just plain JSON. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Energy-Vulkan" length: Der(3) space=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Energy-Vulkan(13?) Actually "Energy-Vulkan" length 13 inc hyphen? Let's count: Energy(6)=34, hyphen=35, Vulkan(6)=41. So total 41 characters, okay. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn ein Vulkan zu Energy Drink wird – Chuck Norris Style". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, ein(3)=8, space=9, Vulkan(6)=15, space=16, zu(2)=18, space=19, Energy(6)=25, space=26, Drink(5)=31, space=32, wird(4)=36, space=37, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=38, Chuck(5)=43, space=44, Norris(6)=50, space=51, Style(5)=56. So 56 chars, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. Provide as a single string. Meta title <=60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkan zu Energy Drink werden" we counted 48, okay. Meta description <=160 chars: Let's count more precisely: "Chuck Norris verwandelt einen Vulkan in einen Energy-Drink für die NASA – ein klassischer, übertriebener Witz über seine unmöglichen Kräfte." Let's count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "verwandelt"9=22, space=23, "einen"5=28, space=29, "Vulkan"6=35, space=36, "in"2=38, space=39, "einen"5=44, space=45, "Energy-Drink"12? Actually "Energy-Drink" length 12 (including hyphen). So 45+12=57, space=58, "für"3=61, space=62