We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image prompt describing scene, meta title up to 60 chars, meta description up to 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to think of a unique Chuck Norris joke. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by staring at it." Or "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Let's craft something original. Idea: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a black hole." Hmm. We need something that fits typical Chuck Norris exaggeration: He can do impossible things, often with physics-defying feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by just looking at it, and the resulting water powers the entire United States for a year." That's too long. We need a concise joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and create a new continent." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a sword of destiny just by thinking about it, and the paperclip now writes its own autobiography." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee cup levitate and brew itself just by flexing his pinky." That's okay. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text field. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by just looking at it, and the resulting water powers the entire United States for a year." That's a bit long but okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it, and the water fuels the entire US power grid for a year." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need headline: up to 80 characters. Something like: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Fakt: Er lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen und versorgt das Land mit Strom". That's maybe 80 chars? Let's count roughly: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris-Fakt: Er lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen und versorgt das Land mit Strom". That's about 90 maybe. Let's craft shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen – Strom für die Nation". That's 53 chars approx. Good. Meme caption: up to 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Schneeflocke und das Licht geht an". That's maybe 70 chars. Let's craft: "Schneeflocke schmilzt, Strom fließt – alles dank Chuck Norris". That's 57 chars. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris stares at a snowflake that is melting and glowing, power lines surge". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a melting snowflake that emits bright electric energy, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title up to 60 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen – Strom für die Nation". That's about 58 maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen – Strom für die Nation". That's 58 characters including spaces? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocken(12)=31, space=32, schmelzen(7)=39, space=40, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=41, Strom(5)=46, space=47, für(3)=50, space=51, die(3)=54, space=55, Nation(6)=61. That's 61 maybe. Slightly over 60. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken schmelzen – Strom". That's shorter. Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 Schneeflocken(12)=31 space=32 schmelzen(7)=39 space=40 –(1?) maybe dash counts as char, space=41 Strom(5)=46. So 46 characters, okay. Meta description up to 160 chars: Something like: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er Schneeflocken zum Schmelzen bringt und damit die Stromversorgung der Nation sichert – klassischer Action-Humor." Let's count length: It's probably under 160. Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er Schneeflocken zum Schmelzen bringt und damit die Stromversorgung der Nation sichert – klassischer Action-Humor." That's maybe 130-140. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris lässt eine Schneeflocke schmelzen, indem er sie nur ansieht, und das schmelzende Wasser versorgt die gesamte Vereinigte Staaten mit Strom für ein ganzes Jahr." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris lässt eine Schneeflocke schmelzen, indem er sie nur ansieht, und das schmelzende Wasser versorgt die